So shoot me.
No regrets ,they don't work
No regrets now, they only hurt
Sing me a love song
Drop me a line
Suppose it's just a point of view
But they tell me I'm doing fine .
Below is a nice questionaire.. its lame, but i like it. Its my blog. So hang me out to dry if you want.
1. First Name:Wot?
2. Were you named after any anyone? nope
3. Do you wish on stars? : Use to, till I grew up and discovered that wishes never come true.
4.Which finger is your favourite? : Erm, i suppose they are all ok, long and wrinkly...haha
5. When did you last cry? : Cant really remember. But definetly within this year.
6. Do you like your handwritting? : yes and no. Yes because its me, no because its hideous
7. What is your favourite meat? : Chicken is pretty good no?
8. Any bad habits? : Who does not have? My one worst habit is being messy.
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the
shelf? : Avril Lavign...its not mine tho.
10. If you were another person, would you be
friends WITH you? : No, I dont think so.. I would be too hard to get along with. As I always say, if u cant get along with me, its probably my problem.
11. Are you a daredevil? : Yes and no. Practical jokes? hell yes!! asking a girl out? no, I'm a wimp
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not
to tell? : I suppose so, but no one tells me anything anyway.
13. Do looks matter? : No. But you cant be that hideous right?
14. Have you ever misused a word and it
sounded absolutely stupid? : all the time. Constituency. Fn, remember? Whole LSM2 class laughing at us. so was F.J
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the
end of the rainbow?: No. I dont think so. Its too good to be true anyway. You get the good fortune of finding a rainbow and yet you find a pit of gold at the same time...too good too be true.
16. Do fish have feelings? : Duh, of cos. Now why do you think they bite back?
17. Are you trendy? : No, but i try to be...haha ..wth. Yes, I am vain. But who isnt? bare faced liars.
18. How do you release anger? : I dont. I usually keep everything inside. But when I do, I probably sit in my room and let the anger come out slowly. I dont blow up.
19. Where are your second homes? : My school and my grandma's cul de sac(home)
21. What was your favourite toy as a child:
Crash dummies and transformers....Toys back then were fantastic. Toys now are pathetic
22. What class in school do you think is totally
useless? : They are all useless in their own little way. But what i dont get is why bother to try to teach us to be good people when it is inherently inborne? look at me, 10 yrs of civics and morales did shit. I am still the bastard I am.
24. Have you ever been on radio or television?
to make dedications? no, never
25. Do u keep a journal? yes. But its more like a not book to jot down my thoughts and hare brain schemes.
26. Do you use sarcasm a lot?: i try to. But I suck.
27. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: no, but i would love to be in one soon.
28. What do you look for in a guy/girl? :
Tough question. Some one smarter. Someone who can complement me. Someone who can balance me a la matrix. Have to balance the equaltion lar. but i stress, NOT someone that can make me look good.
29. What are your nicknames? : Mat Kental, kingkangkong, King penguin, Pain in the ass(PITA), my sec sch friends use to call me Teddy Mon...
30. Would you bunjee? : Duh, yea lar.
31. Do you un-tie your shoes when you take
them off? : I would if i have to.
32. What are you worried about right
now? : Alot of stuff. and I am not telling.
33. Do you ever wear overalls?: define overall.
35. What's your favourite ice cream flavor: Rum and raisin . chocolate.
36. Whats your favourite colour/s? : Black, white, orange, navy blue, gray.
37. What is your least fav. thing in the world?:
Anger. It makes everyone feels bad.
38. How many wisdom teeth do you have? :
I'm not too sure. you can call my dentist and check if you want.
39. Are you in love with anyone? : Define Love. I dont think you can.
40. How many people have a crush on you
and you know? I think non. Look, I dont even like myself.
41. Who do you miss most right now? : I wont answer this question.
42: Ever cuss out a priest? : Yea. When my grandpop was dying. I cussed this priest that my aunt bought to so call guide my grandpop to heaven when he aint even believe in that s*** But i dont give a fuck, just give a old man peace when he is dying. I used all my profanities and vulgarities that I knew at sec 2. shocked everyone.
43: Call your math teacher a motherfucker? No, my math teacher was nice to me even tho i suck big time at math. But i used it loads of times on other teachers tho....still dislike them mutha fuckers.
44: Kick a baby? : No, almost made it tho. Too bad 'Operation Babykill ' was called off.
45: Drink straight espresso? : Oh yea....hell yea...without sugar.
46: Prankster or wimp? : Prankster all the way. Remember the dustbin? Rest in peace dustbin. Sorry I had to do that.
47:Make someone cry? : Does my brother count? Class mates? But erm, if you are asking about girls. No. guys that make girls cry are low...way low....way down there low.
48: Song to be played at your wedding? : Love of a lifetime by fire house, Elevation by U2, Songbird By oasis.
49: Drunk? : Erm, yea, was drunk before. But I'm over that partying shit nowadays. Time to chill.
50: Clubbing? :Over that...thats so passe..
51: How to answer this question "Whats up his ass?" : A penis.....*snigger snigger*
Yo Ho hello there people. ^ survey. Good Fun. its raining out there. its november. WHat better song to play then november rain? see you all people.
Leave you'all with bryan, rod and sting with All for love. Take it away boys.
All For Love
Bryan Adams With Rod Stewart, and Sting
When it's love you give
I'll be a man of good faith
then in love you live.
I'll make a stand. I won't break
I'll be the rock you can build on,
be there when you're old,
to have and to hold.
When there's love inside
I swear I'll always be strong
then there's a reason why.
I'll prove to you we belong
I'll be the wall that protects you
from the wind and the rain,
from the hurt and pain.
Friday, November 14, 2003
Thursday, November 13, 2003
Today
Today, I went to catch the Matrix.
It was good.
Today, I spent more money then I should
This is bad.
Today, I put off finding a job again.
This is bad.
Today, I lied to a friend.
This is bad.
Today, I ate junk food.
This is bad.
Today, I slept till early afternoon.
This is bad.
Today, I did not clear my room.
This is bad.
Today, I did not give something to my brother when he asked for it.
This is bad.
Today, I saw my dad and mum for a total of 20 mins.
This is bad.
Today, I played black jack with my friends.
This is bad.
Today, I yaked too much on my cell phone.
This is bad.
Today, I left my air-con on even after I woke up.
This is bad.
Today, I did alot of bad things.
This is good.
Guess what I wanna say is. Sometimes, its impossible to have a goodtime without being bad.
Its a bad bad world out there with plenty of bad bad people living in it. So be as bad as you can be.
I guess thats all for tonight folks. From the self proclaimed master of trangressions, its The Big Bad Machine wishing you all goodnight.
I love you in silence for only in silence, do I not fear rejection.
Today, I went to catch the Matrix.
It was good.
Today, I spent more money then I should
This is bad.
Today, I put off finding a job again.
This is bad.
Today, I lied to a friend.
This is bad.
Today, I ate junk food.
This is bad.
Today, I slept till early afternoon.
This is bad.
Today, I did not clear my room.
This is bad.
Today, I did not give something to my brother when he asked for it.
This is bad.
Today, I saw my dad and mum for a total of 20 mins.
This is bad.
Today, I played black jack with my friends.
This is bad.
Today, I yaked too much on my cell phone.
This is bad.
Today, I left my air-con on even after I woke up.
This is bad.
Today, I did alot of bad things.
This is good.
Guess what I wanna say is. Sometimes, its impossible to have a goodtime without being bad.
Its a bad bad world out there with plenty of bad bad people living in it. So be as bad as you can be.
I guess thats all for tonight folks. From the self proclaimed master of trangressions, its The Big Bad Machine wishing you all goodnight.
I love you in silence for only in silence, do I not fear rejection.
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Ah Tai and a cardigan.
What is Ah Tai and what has it got to do a cardigan?
Hmm.. Its really interesting. To me at least.
Ok, Ah Tai is an hamster and a cardigan is...a cardigan of cos. what else can it be?
I heard 2 stories. From 2 friends. This is their story.
Story from friend 1:
Frnd: Eh, look at this cardigan I got for my girl friend. Nice right?
Me: Erm...it looks ok lar. Hw much u paid for it? (it looked ah lian-ish to me tho)
Frnd: Oh, I paid 80 bucks for it.
Me: Wow, thats expensive.
Frnd: You think she will like it? It cost 80 bucks leh. It better be worth all this moolah.
Me: How would I know? she is your girlfriend after all.
Frnd: Right...
(and so I went home and he went to send the cardigan to his girlfriend.)
Story from friend 2, This happened a few days after story 1:
Frnd: eh brudder...look at this.
*proceeds to pass me a cage.
Me:Oh man......why you bring a bloody hamster out?
Frnd: Later pass to her mah. Cute or not?
Me: haha, cute, very cute. Hw much you paid for it?
Frnd:Paid? no lar, my cousin got xtra, so I thougt I give her lor.
Me: Thats kinda cool...her family allow ah?
Frnd: dunno lar, just try lor.
Me: oh..ok...
Frnd: Oh yea, its call Ah Tai. (Ah Tai means someone who is slow in chinese)
Me: Eh? Ah Tai? What sort of name is that?
Frnd: Erm, I chose it lar. You look at it, dopey dopey one. (at this point of time, it really looked dopey to me)
So after that, we went and passed the furball called Ah Tai to his girlfriend.
The reaction was positively unbelievable. Her girl friend was actually very happy with it...I mean, I had to admit that i was a little sceptical. I mean, would you actually like a hamster out of the blue? Well, apparently, his girlfriend did. Well, there I was, an amused swinging single seeing a couple act all lovey dopey over this hamster. (Till now i still cant believe it)
At this point, i decided to tactfully disappear to leave them to their privacy, and I did..
So coincedentaly, I went to meet this friend 1. So of cos I told him what had happened. About Ah Tai and stuff. One thing lead to another so i asked him what of the 80 dollar cardigan. Turned out that he thinks that his girlfriend didnt like it one single bit. Infact, he said that she was absolutly dissapointed with it and made it known in no uncertain terms...you know, i almost burst out laughing. But i didnt , wanted to preserve my friend's diginity......
You see the irony? It's so amusing to someone like me who never had a girlfriend and my whole family being guys cept my mother. I was always sceptical. I must also admit that I use to think that girls are really a materialistic bunch. Altho take heed that I dont claim to be a know it all after this encounter....I suppose it just helps me to understand the living celestial being we call a woman better I guess.
I do see a funny part in it. Ah Tai the hamster helped me to understand and to see first hand how women may act when it comes to accusations that women are materialistic. My opinion now is that not ALL women are materialistic and I AM relived to find out that there are actually ladies out there who still like the simple stuff (like Ah Tai) and not all designer goods and shit. When I get a girlfriend, I will know what to get her...haha, but not another Ah Tai tho...haha
Ok, I think I have ranted enuff tonight already. Thanks for the tagging also. Goodnight everyone.
Well I dont look good in no armani suits
no gucci shoes - or designer boots
i've tried the latetest lines from A to Z
but there's just one thing that looks good on me
The only thing I want
The only thing I need
The only thing I chose
The only thing that looks good on me....is you
Whos to say where the wind will bring you, whos to say what it is will break you. I dont know, which way the wind will blow. Whos to know when the time has come around. Dont wanna see you cry......I know that this is not goodbye.
What is Ah Tai and what has it got to do a cardigan?
Hmm.. Its really interesting. To me at least.
Ok, Ah Tai is an hamster and a cardigan is...a cardigan of cos. what else can it be?
I heard 2 stories. From 2 friends. This is their story.
Story from friend 1:
Frnd: Eh, look at this cardigan I got for my girl friend. Nice right?
Me: Erm...it looks ok lar. Hw much u paid for it? (it looked ah lian-ish to me tho)
Frnd: Oh, I paid 80 bucks for it.
Me: Wow, thats expensive.
Frnd: You think she will like it? It cost 80 bucks leh. It better be worth all this moolah.
Me: How would I know? she is your girlfriend after all.
Frnd: Right...
(and so I went home and he went to send the cardigan to his girlfriend.)
Story from friend 2, This happened a few days after story 1:
Frnd: eh brudder...look at this.
*proceeds to pass me a cage.
Me:Oh man......why you bring a bloody hamster out?
Frnd: Later pass to her mah. Cute or not?
Me: haha, cute, very cute. Hw much you paid for it?
Frnd:Paid? no lar, my cousin got xtra, so I thougt I give her lor.
Me: Thats kinda cool...her family allow ah?
Frnd: dunno lar, just try lor.
Me: oh..ok...
Frnd: Oh yea, its call Ah Tai. (Ah Tai means someone who is slow in chinese)
Me: Eh? Ah Tai? What sort of name is that?
Frnd: Erm, I chose it lar. You look at it, dopey dopey one. (at this point of time, it really looked dopey to me)
So after that, we went and passed the furball called Ah Tai to his girlfriend.
The reaction was positively unbelievable. Her girl friend was actually very happy with it...I mean, I had to admit that i was a little sceptical. I mean, would you actually like a hamster out of the blue? Well, apparently, his girlfriend did. Well, there I was, an amused swinging single seeing a couple act all lovey dopey over this hamster. (Till now i still cant believe it)
At this point, i decided to tactfully disappear to leave them to their privacy, and I did..
So coincedentaly, I went to meet this friend 1. So of cos I told him what had happened. About Ah Tai and stuff. One thing lead to another so i asked him what of the 80 dollar cardigan. Turned out that he thinks that his girlfriend didnt like it one single bit. Infact, he said that she was absolutly dissapointed with it and made it known in no uncertain terms...you know, i almost burst out laughing. But i didnt , wanted to preserve my friend's diginity......
You see the irony? It's so amusing to someone like me who never had a girlfriend and my whole family being guys cept my mother. I was always sceptical. I must also admit that I use to think that girls are really a materialistic bunch. Altho take heed that I dont claim to be a know it all after this encounter....I suppose it just helps me to understand the living celestial being we call a woman better I guess.
I do see a funny part in it. Ah Tai the hamster helped me to understand and to see first hand how women may act when it comes to accusations that women are materialistic. My opinion now is that not ALL women are materialistic and I AM relived to find out that there are actually ladies out there who still like the simple stuff (like Ah Tai) and not all designer goods and shit. When I get a girlfriend, I will know what to get her...haha, but not another Ah Tai tho...haha
Ok, I think I have ranted enuff tonight already. Thanks for the tagging also. Goodnight everyone.
Well I dont look good in no armani suits
no gucci shoes - or designer boots
i've tried the latetest lines from A to Z
but there's just one thing that looks good on me
The only thing I want
The only thing I need
The only thing I chose
The only thing that looks good on me....is you
Whos to say where the wind will bring you, whos to say what it is will break you. I dont know, which way the wind will blow. Whos to know when the time has come around. Dont wanna see you cry......I know that this is not goodbye.
Monday, November 10, 2003
Thou shall not be unhappy.
^my agenda for today.
Thanks people for tagging on my tag board.
Hi, I'm Mr Sadonistic Babycrap
Today on ME.COM.YOU we gonna discuss about ' What you need may not be what you want'
Today's special guest is you guessed it! None other then the delicious Mr Bread Pit.
SB: Bonjour Monsieur Bread Pit.... enchante (my foot)
BT: Howdy partner! Hws the big cow boy in the sky today? *looks up towards the sky forgetting that there is a ceiling preventing him from speaking to the 'big cow boy in the sky' But tries anyway.
SB: oui oui! lets start with today's topic. Now tell me Mr BP, what do you think of itz? can you gimme an examplez?
BT: No problemo my fellow cow boy. Hmm, wait a sec, there are cow boys in france?
*Sniggering with huge amounts of sacarsm: of coursez monsieur, over there, they are called Muthafuckers. Which is cow boy in french dialect. we and our galic roots.
BT: Oh, thats nice. Will go look them out someday. Maybe we can ride some of ur bulls eh!!! that would make a great rodeo! Oh, i will bring alomg some freedom fries as well. OKOK, but to our topic, you were saying?
*grits teeth SB: we were talking about our topic and if you have some examples.
BT: oh oh, sorry there my fellow Muthafucker Well, lets just say I think this phrase is damn true. In the american dream, what we want is what we need. But wise old me have discovered otherwise. Lets see. Oh oh...for an example. Look at my wife Jeenyfi Anotherstone. She is what I NEED. but then, what I really want is Pamelo Andera-ass.
So you see? Get mt drift? My wife(god bless) is a great wife. Loves me , cooks for me, shags me and does so many other things for me. I love her. But then, what I really want....is pamelo andera-ass..whoo...look at her! Cowboy in the sky must have spent a little more time on her.
SB: Well monsieur, I wasz thinking, Pemalo Andera-ass is alittlez to much for you to chew off rightz? Those things could kill you!
BT: But at least I die happy. And I can finally ride a rodeo with the Big Cow Boy in the Sky. He watches over me.
SB: Can we talk alittle bitz more on this topic? anymore viewsz?
BT: why, of cos. The thing I want to say is, although you may want something or someone so damn badly. In the end, it may not be what you need at all. What you need and not want is the thing or person that is there for you all the time. Cause usually when you get what you want, you will get disappointed in the end. You find out that altho its what you want, before long, you will have other stuff or people that you want and the thing you have now counts for shit. AT this junction, you will curse yourself for not choosing what you need instead of your want. Because your need, will always be there for you unlike your want which will change. Lets have an example, I need water to live, but i wanna drink coca cola. But if I have coca cola, i would then prefer Beer and the list goes on. All the while, the good ole water is waiting to quench my thirst for me and its the greatest thing for my body. So you get my drift? its a whole lot of cow boy talk up there.
SB: Of coz monsiuer, you are a great man! Great thoughts I must say. Well, I must say we have overshot our slot for the afternoon show. Thanks you for your kind participation.
BT: No problemo my fellow muthafucker. Will go look for you in garlic land soon yea?
SB: damn, its galic, not garlic you foolz Everything might be bigger in texaszbut apparently brainszare miniscule there.
BT: heh, dont say that, Big Cow Boy in the Sky wont like it! I think I leaving. you bullying me!!! No diginity!
* BT Stomps off! breaks a door of the studio. Gonna bill him for that.
SB: yea, more likez no dicknity if you askz me.
OK, frm me Mr Sadonistic Babycrap and the rest of the team. We thank you for tuning into afternoon madness! pls keeps the tags coming in. Remember to tune into the next whacky episode of ME.COM.YOU ! salut auviour! Bryan Adams taking it away with 'The Best of Me'
When you want it- When you need it
You'll always have the best of me.
I can't help it - Believe it
You'll always get the best of me.
^my agenda for today.
Thanks people for tagging on my tag board.
Hi, I'm Mr Sadonistic Babycrap
Today on ME.COM.YOU we gonna discuss about ' What you need may not be what you want'
Today's special guest is you guessed it! None other then the delicious Mr Bread Pit.
SB: Bonjour Monsieur Bread Pit.... enchante (my foot)
BT: Howdy partner! Hws the big cow boy in the sky today? *looks up towards the sky forgetting that there is a ceiling preventing him from speaking to the 'big cow boy in the sky' But tries anyway.
SB: oui oui! lets start with today's topic. Now tell me Mr BP, what do you think of itz? can you gimme an examplez?
BT: No problemo my fellow cow boy. Hmm, wait a sec, there are cow boys in france?
*Sniggering with huge amounts of sacarsm: of coursez monsieur, over there, they are called Muthafuckers. Which is cow boy in french dialect. we and our galic roots.
BT: Oh, thats nice. Will go look them out someday. Maybe we can ride some of ur bulls eh!!! that would make a great rodeo! Oh, i will bring alomg some freedom fries as well. OKOK, but to our topic, you were saying?
*grits teeth SB: we were talking about our topic and if you have some examples.
BT: oh oh, sorry there my fellow Muthafucker Well, lets just say I think this phrase is damn true. In the american dream, what we want is what we need. But wise old me have discovered otherwise. Lets see. Oh oh...for an example. Look at my wife Jeenyfi Anotherstone. She is what I NEED. but then, what I really want is Pamelo Andera-ass.
So you see? Get mt drift? My wife(god bless) is a great wife. Loves me , cooks for me, shags me and does so many other things for me. I love her. But then, what I really want....is pamelo andera-ass..whoo...look at her! Cowboy in the sky must have spent a little more time on her.
SB: Well monsieur, I wasz thinking, Pemalo Andera-ass is alittlez to much for you to chew off rightz? Those things could kill you!
BT: But at least I die happy. And I can finally ride a rodeo with the Big Cow Boy in the Sky. He watches over me.
SB: Can we talk alittle bitz more on this topic? anymore viewsz?
BT: why, of cos. The thing I want to say is, although you may want something or someone so damn badly. In the end, it may not be what you need at all. What you need and not want is the thing or person that is there for you all the time. Cause usually when you get what you want, you will get disappointed in the end. You find out that altho its what you want, before long, you will have other stuff or people that you want and the thing you have now counts for shit. AT this junction, you will curse yourself for not choosing what you need instead of your want. Because your need, will always be there for you unlike your want which will change. Lets have an example, I need water to live, but i wanna drink coca cola. But if I have coca cola, i would then prefer Beer and the list goes on. All the while, the good ole water is waiting to quench my thirst for me and its the greatest thing for my body. So you get my drift? its a whole lot of cow boy talk up there.
SB: Of coz monsiuer, you are a great man! Great thoughts I must say. Well, I must say we have overshot our slot for the afternoon show. Thanks you for your kind participation.
BT: No problemo my fellow muthafucker. Will go look for you in garlic land soon yea?
SB: damn, its galic, not garlic you foolz Everything might be bigger in texaszbut apparently brainszare miniscule there.
BT: heh, dont say that, Big Cow Boy in the Sky wont like it! I think I leaving. you bullying me!!! No diginity!
* BT Stomps off! breaks a door of the studio. Gonna bill him for that.
SB: yea, more likez no dicknity if you askz me.
OK, frm me Mr Sadonistic Babycrap and the rest of the team. We thank you for tuning into afternoon madness! pls keeps the tags coming in. Remember to tune into the next whacky episode of ME.COM.YOU ! salut auviour! Bryan Adams taking it away with 'The Best of Me'
When you want it- When you need it
You'll always have the best of me.
I can't help it - Believe it
You'll always get the best of me.
Sunday, November 09, 2003
I dont care if it hurts. I wanna have control
Name: King Penguin
Age: Unknown
Rank: Sargeant and Sabotage Specialist
Biography: Believed to be responsible for the bombings of several Kali nightclubs frequented by whales and seals, the Jakalta Malliot hotel, the Old York Triplet Towers, Yishun MRT and may other atrocities. Employed by the Arctic Republic as a sabotage specialist and demolitions expert. Unfortunately, in sabo-school, the one subject he flunked was "Whale Bombs: How to make a big bag of blubber go BOOM!!!".
^above is my bio for penguin bloodlust.... Humourous to say the least. Thanks muizz for writing that. Feel so honoured that penguindom held me in such high regard ... *snigger snigger
Anyway, today on ME.COM.YOU we gonna talk about ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. Guest star today is Mr Moley Moley.
KP: Good-day sir
MMM: Good-day King penguin.
KP: Well, shall we start on the talk show then? What are your views on the phrase once bitten twice shy?
MMM: Well, first off let me start by telling you all a story. There was once this very shy guy. He had never ever asked a girl out before. And when he asked, he was rejected. I do feel sorry for that poor chap. A nice fella he was. Well, to cut to the chase, after that, he never did dare to undertake in any similiar activities ever after.
KP: Well, no offence, but that guy seems like a bloody loser to me! No balls to say the least!
MMM: No No, you cant say that. You see, you are already biased towards him! Social stigma! Its people like you who absolutely crush the confidence in that young man I had mentioned about. Because of insensitive freaks like you, he never did and never will talk about his failed attempts! Thus no one would be there to encourage him and to console him that its not the end of this world.
KP: Well, sorry if I was a little insensitive back there. Back to the topic. Now tell me, would you encourage this young chap to try again? To ask this same girl out again?
MMM: Hmm, this is a very difficult question to answer if you ask me. What you will have to do is to ask that young man himself.
KP:Lets put it this way, put yourself in his shoes. What would you do?
MMM: Why, it wouldnt have happened to me in the first place. I ALWAYS score. But hmm, lets say I was him. I really would try again. I mean, if this girl he thinks the world of is worth it, he should go for it. But what the hell. Which girl would be worth it?
*KP mumbles under his breathe: ahem, look who is the insensitive one now? egotatistic to boot. MCP bleugh!
MMM: excuse moi?
KP:nothing nothing. Please go on.
MMM: Oh ok, as I was saying. It all boils down to if that particular girl means much to this individual, if not, I see no point in doing so.
KP: But lets say he fails AGAIN, have you consider the trauma he will have to go thru?
MMM scracthes head and says: Well, if he fails another bloody time, then I think he is an idiot. But on the trauma. I dont think it will mean much to him anyway. He had already tasted failure, so another failed attempt wont really kill him. I mean face it, if you fall off a 10 storey building and not die, chances are that if you fall off the same building again, you cant come out much worst. Infact, you may start to like the feeling..
KP: What type of pervert are you? You mean you like the taste of failure?
MMM: I dont see why not?!? Everything can taste good after a long while. Thats why they call it acquired taste!
KP: I'm not sure if your comments are safe for prime time viewing. WHat about all the kids out there watching this? You are cultivating potential suicidal Kurt Cobains!!!!!
MMM:Of course its safe you fucking moron. What the shit is wrong with you sonafabitch? son of a pair of ebony fucking lesbians? You are pazzo!!!
KP: Some one call hougang chalet.
MMM turns violent and proceeds to whip out his shotgun and says: I'm not crazy! no hougang chalet for me! fuck you all.
MMM Proceeds to pump King penguin full of shot gun pellets
KP: OUCH! OUCH! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! WEEee OOoo WeeEEetTTTtt
MMM: Oh man....KP is dead!! haha. you know what KP? I think i will see you in hell! shoot you somemore!!!
*MMM then proceeds to shoot him self a-la Kurt Cobain stlye.
*show producer runs out and says: So sorry for all the carnage!!! We didnt mean it! this episode was to help all the rejected losers out there like the owner of this blog. Thank you for tuning in anyway! Remeber to tune in for the next episode of ME.COM.YOU...Please dont sue us! We didnt mean it!
From me the producer and the rest of the team, we wish you goodnight and a whole lorry load of prozac to curb nightmares tonight when you sleep!!!
Angels fall without you there.
Name: King Penguin
Age: Unknown
Rank: Sargeant and Sabotage Specialist
Biography: Believed to be responsible for the bombings of several Kali nightclubs frequented by whales and seals, the Jakalta Malliot hotel, the Old York Triplet Towers, Yishun MRT and may other atrocities. Employed by the Arctic Republic as a sabotage specialist and demolitions expert. Unfortunately, in sabo-school, the one subject he flunked was "Whale Bombs: How to make a big bag of blubber go BOOM!!!".
^above is my bio for penguin bloodlust.... Humourous to say the least. Thanks muizz for writing that. Feel so honoured that penguindom held me in such high regard ... *snigger snigger
Anyway, today on ME.COM.YOU we gonna talk about ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. Guest star today is Mr Moley Moley.
KP: Good-day sir
MMM: Good-day King penguin.
KP: Well, shall we start on the talk show then? What are your views on the phrase once bitten twice shy?
MMM: Well, first off let me start by telling you all a story. There was once this very shy guy. He had never ever asked a girl out before. And when he asked, he was rejected. I do feel sorry for that poor chap. A nice fella he was. Well, to cut to the chase, after that, he never did dare to undertake in any similiar activities ever after.
KP: Well, no offence, but that guy seems like a bloody loser to me! No balls to say the least!
MMM: No No, you cant say that. You see, you are already biased towards him! Social stigma! Its people like you who absolutely crush the confidence in that young man I had mentioned about. Because of insensitive freaks like you, he never did and never will talk about his failed attempts! Thus no one would be there to encourage him and to console him that its not the end of this world.
KP: Well, sorry if I was a little insensitive back there. Back to the topic. Now tell me, would you encourage this young chap to try again? To ask this same girl out again?
MMM: Hmm, this is a very difficult question to answer if you ask me. What you will have to do is to ask that young man himself.
KP:Lets put it this way, put yourself in his shoes. What would you do?
MMM: Why, it wouldnt have happened to me in the first place. I ALWAYS score. But hmm, lets say I was him. I really would try again. I mean, if this girl he thinks the world of is worth it, he should go for it. But what the hell. Which girl would be worth it?
*KP mumbles under his breathe: ahem, look who is the insensitive one now? egotatistic to boot. MCP bleugh!
MMM: excuse moi?
KP:nothing nothing. Please go on.
MMM: Oh ok, as I was saying. It all boils down to if that particular girl means much to this individual, if not, I see no point in doing so.
KP: But lets say he fails AGAIN, have you consider the trauma he will have to go thru?
MMM scracthes head and says: Well, if he fails another bloody time, then I think he is an idiot. But on the trauma. I dont think it will mean much to him anyway. He had already tasted failure, so another failed attempt wont really kill him. I mean face it, if you fall off a 10 storey building and not die, chances are that if you fall off the same building again, you cant come out much worst. Infact, you may start to like the feeling..
KP: What type of pervert are you? You mean you like the taste of failure?
MMM: I dont see why not?!? Everything can taste good after a long while. Thats why they call it acquired taste!
KP: I'm not sure if your comments are safe for prime time viewing. WHat about all the kids out there watching this? You are cultivating potential suicidal Kurt Cobains!!!!!
MMM:Of course its safe you fucking moron. What the shit is wrong with you sonafabitch? son of a pair of ebony fucking lesbians? You are pazzo!!!
KP: Some one call hougang chalet.
MMM turns violent and proceeds to whip out his shotgun and says: I'm not crazy! no hougang chalet for me! fuck you all.
MMM Proceeds to pump King penguin full of shot gun pellets
KP: OUCH! OUCH! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! WEEee OOoo WeeEEetTTTtt
MMM: Oh man....KP is dead!! haha. you know what KP? I think i will see you in hell! shoot you somemore!!!
*MMM then proceeds to shoot him self a-la Kurt Cobain stlye.
*show producer runs out and says: So sorry for all the carnage!!! We didnt mean it! this episode was to help all the rejected losers out there like the owner of this blog. Thank you for tuning in anyway! Remeber to tune in for the next episode of ME.COM.YOU...Please dont sue us! We didnt mean it!
From me the producer and the rest of the team, we wish you goodnight and a whole lorry load of prozac to curb nightmares tonight when you sleep!!!
Angels fall without you there.
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