Thursday, May 27, 2004

Love on the Rocks. Shaken. Not stirred.

Now, if I could play the guitar with skill...shredding skills to be exact, the first song to be perfomed would be " Get your hands of my woman" by The Darkness.

Now, the most important part of this song will be when Justin Hawkins shrieks " GET YOUR HANDS OF MY WOMAN MOTHERFUCCCCKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

its darn corny, but it happnes to be my favourite song on the album.
yup, he actually pulls the notes till my ear phones feels like they are gonna get imploded. ( thats no mean feat, its a pair of 80 bucks Hi-end shit.)

Its a nice song...very catchy...very nice guitar riffs...power vocals ..albeilt a falsetto by hawkins..but all good all the same...allll good.

day was spent chillin with shawn. evening was spent at grandma's and night was spent at JK with fn F*** , Ling Laust and gemuk.....my day was alright...but missed out on 1942...alil pissed..but nvm.


I'm listening to Iron Maiden.....its damn good......if you havent listened to maiden before, Listen to RAINMAKER. its some good stuff...

ARE SEALED AND NOW FARAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!.


ok, I'm not christian..but...them christians, do they ask god for everything?

for example. 1 friend. outta love. questions god's existence. ask questions to his predictament.ask god for help.....thats totally rubbish if you ask me. refering to him, not god...

another example. 1 friend. girl. dunno for what reasons, wants to ask god to help her grow up. thats damn dumb... you dont have to ask god to help you grow up, you do that by eating and expriencing.

CLASSIC example. God, i want more money. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF .

ok, perhaps not only christians but people of all different religions do that.


I cant help but feel that people take 'god' like some charity....beliving him/her/them to dish out help when they need it. When the time could be spent HELPING themselves. Maybe they are too bloody lazy. why ask god for a job when the newspapers are full of it? crazy.

asking for 4d numbers, to help them get rich..all sort of rubbish.

it all boils down to one thing. the inherrent weakness of all human beings which is getting something without having to work for it.

Is this true? I'm sticking my head out and saying its true.

NOW, asking god on matters regarding the heart is even more stupid. Its so damn dumb, that I refuse to believe that it is true. But it is, thats the sad fact...Its bull shit lar... I choose to believe that only dumb people ask god for help in this area.

To me, its all incredibably stupid, for those who are reading this and doing this, please stop doing it cause there is only 1 result that will come of it. Which is HELP WILL NOT COME YOUR WAY YOU LAZY MUTHAF******

go get what you want. Dont hope for what you want. Dont give yourself hope. Only take hope which is given to you by a living, breathing human being.

Arwen aka Liz tyler aka Pretty 300 year old evlen princess who is having a 100 year fling with 87 year old aragon said " there is always hope"

thats true. thats why its in a FAIRYTALE WHICH MEANS ITS ONLY BLOODY MAKE BELIEVE.

FIND ME A UGLY ORC, A HOBBIT WITHOUT SHOES, A LEGOLAS WITH POINTY EARS AND A MAGICAL GOLDEN RING WITH CHEAP 5 BUCKS ENGRAVING ON TOP AND I WILL BELIEVE YOU.



period.

alright, gotta go..ciao people.

oh yea...forgot to mention. I got a new nick name!

Yi-Diotic-Qian.

thanks to brownan!

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

hobble..hobble....hobble. ouch.erm.ok.ankle hurt.

Its darn funny...surfing friendster..hahahahaha. its comic relief...I cant believe that people actually write those things about themselves. AND write lyricals about someone who they meet like once or twice a year...its really funny lar...dont take friendster too seriously when you surf...tongue in cheek boys and girls, tongue in cheek.

talking to jia yu over the net...dreaming about handphones that we wanna get...haha, that stupid ah lian(dont ask)...have to show her picture then she can recognise.

she settled for the 7200 brown...i think, if i land any job, the black 7200 is my target.(yes, the one in the advert)
My freakin handphone is shot...stupid thing...15 month old 6610. shit.
after using clam shells and candy bars...i think...clam shells are more glam. hahahaha.

first it was the camera. then the ipod. the total 90 III and now the handphone.
My wants are endless. I need my job...soon.




My left ankle is in a mess.....does not look too good. Hurts like hell to boot.

For my friends doing FYP, one word. COURAGE ,my friends.

crossing fingers that there will be enuff numbers for the malaysian trip with da dudes.
alright..gotta go...gonna do some button mashing...winning 11

Monday, May 24, 2004

Clean your room.




To take this picture, the photographer must have hit the shutter before the ball even touched the net.

'If you can see the picture in your view finder, its guranteed that you missed the shot'


It was the old lady's bday bash yesterday. 72 years old..went to some restraunt for the customary pig out. Then went back to her cul de sac ...family gathering (having lotsa this nowadays.) of sorts....

I dont know lar...I was bored. I watched the Monaco Grand Prix and pimp my ride on cable.

at last.....someone other then schumi won a race... very exciting it was too...fantastic crash by schumi and huge bang by Alonso...well done lads! You smashed up almost a million dollars worth of carbon graphite, duralumin, titanium and various bits of plastic... y'all should be applauded.


If I had a car. I would want MTV to pimp my ride. Period.


Never consume more coffee then you can.
Its a silly thing to do.I did..like erm, 5 mugs?
You would feel like sleeping but you cant. You feel WASTED.
its worst then alcohol or ciggarettes or whatever stimulants that you are brought up with.

ok. it should be the time of the year when you drink nothing but plain water to detox. Its good for health bad very bad for taste.


Joe, this is what you can tell that guy who said the disgracefull shit or something along that line.

ok..hmm...lets see...erm..ok. I got it. You can go FUCK yourself. thats FUCK with a capital F.




Now, when your dad says to clean your room, you jolly well do it cause he may just cut your allowance.

wow, my speakers are actually white......instead of the gray I thought they were. wow!

Wow, the music actually sounds better considering the amount of ventilation available to the speaker and woofer. Again the old man was right in this compartment.

Do not think that I'm actually THAT messy. The truth is that my dad is a obessively very neat freak person. One with a condition called something-blah-somrething-LITIS kinda thing.

anyway, gotta run. wanna play soccer with the kids. Ling Lust( as he is now known), Flop(as lust calls him) , chimp and Daniel of the leong variety. Too da loo~
Porto will win the Champions League.

Anyone who has seen Porto play will know that they will win the tournament.

Superbly tatically aware, rothen , morientes and company will not have so much space and freedom against this highly organised team.

Porto also is very higly educated in the art of show boating and diving. Look out for darlei, deco and the young but dirty alberto carlos. Monaco must be careful not to commit too many fouls or even touch the easily fell porto players.

Monaco will also heavily mark the talented but ugly Deco. The portugese wizard is the heartbeat of the team and will pose one of their main attacking threats. But they must not do so at the expense of leaving the likes of maniche and alberto carlos space. These other 2 players can cause a whole lot of damage as Man Utd can testify.

Not to say that monaco are push overs. They have 3 trump cards up their sleeves.

Firstly ,Fernando Morientes. Super is the word to describe him. top scorer with 9 goals in the champs league to his name, give him a oppotunity and he will take it. Very intelligent player, strong in the air and very deadly with both feet. One top player to watch out for.

2nd would be jerome rothen. The swashbuckling young french midfielder has been monaco's primary weapon of attack. His cultured left foot gave many a right back a horrid nightmare and his array of dazzling dribbling skills and pace make him a very tricky customer. Porto will have to try and contain him and limit his time on the ball.

3rdly would be the french enigma Lukovic Guily. 2nd to Zidane in the french squad, this player is blessed with magical skill and outrageous flair. As helgura can prove, merely marking this player is not enough. He has the skills and vision to score even if you stick to him like a leech. In superb physical conditon, he is a potent mix of pace and creativity. Always looking for a decisive pass, he and rothen would be the main supplier of ammo to morientes.

Porto's manager Mourinho will be looking out for these 3 players.

But my money is on porto to clinch it. Tatically more disciplined and with more european experience, it would be very fustrating for monaco to go up against a team who would be looking to disrupt their rythme. Porto, will take any chance that they can scrap their way while monaco would be stuggling to get anything from the portugese defence marshalled by the very experienced Jorge Costa.





yup, thats it. hahhahaa. i enjoyed analysing both teams. Porto to nick it. But i hope monaco wins...just because they play a more entertaining brand of football.

From the football anaylse, goodnight everyone!