mofo
\/\/hatever. My freaking company law group has 2 freaks.
I cant stand them.
fuck off, I need my space.
little wonder why i sit on the floor and distance myself from them.
asswipes.
get a life. go back to malaysia where the lembughini roams.
to the other: you need a freaking ang moh husband or more to scrap the cheena'ness of you.
THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING ME TO DEATH.
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME.
AND THERE IS A IRRITATING FAT ASSSSSSSS. WHO IS FREAKING FUCKING SITTING BEISDE ME AND PISSING ME OFF. I DONT CARE IF SHE READS WHAT I AM TYPING. I JUST WANT HER TO FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF!
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Fear Grips You. You Grip The Gun Tighter.
You see that bugger there running towards you.
You know that he only needs one shot to kill you.
I dont want to die.
I really dont want to die.
I see him before he sees me.
I bring the hamas up to eye level like how they taught.
muttering a prayer even when I dont pray,
squeeze the trigger,
the gun coughs,
the asswipe catches 3 slugs,
he is not dead.
Lucky mofo.
He whips out his rifle,
sents one towards me.
I was lucky.
I caught it in the knee.
it hurts you. You feel like you are burning.
I didnt die.
H-E comes out of pocket.
I lob it towards him.
it lands at his leg.
The mofo dies.
now to the next story.
what does MOFO means?
Me to ed and lu of the wing variety: What does mofo means?
Lu: you dont know?
Me: no leh. ( of cos i know)
lu: ask ed to tell you. I cant say it.
ed: I cant say it also.
me: -_-
anyway, today we signed up for the macdonald card thing.
they give you 500 points str8 away which is good for:
1 Mc Chicken.
2 Cheeseburgers.
why do I know?
cause i saw shawn redeem all 500 points seconds after he recieved them.
now thats what I call a BFD.
BIG FUCKING DEAL.
which basically is how they describe a good deal down there way down there in australia.
I learnt this from a aussie mofo i think. or was it azhar?
i forgot.
as he will always say:
Maaaaaaaaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( what he means is mother).
whhahaha
ciao people.
smile for me.
You see that bugger there running towards you.
You know that he only needs one shot to kill you.
I dont want to die.
I really dont want to die.
I see him before he sees me.
I bring the hamas up to eye level like how they taught.
muttering a prayer even when I dont pray,
squeeze the trigger,
the gun coughs,
the asswipe catches 3 slugs,
he is not dead.
Lucky mofo.
He whips out his rifle,
sents one towards me.
I was lucky.
I caught it in the knee.
it hurts you. You feel like you are burning.
I didnt die.
H-E comes out of pocket.
I lob it towards him.
it lands at his leg.
The mofo dies.
now to the next story.
what does MOFO means?
Me to ed and lu of the wing variety: What does mofo means?
Lu: you dont know?
Me: no leh. ( of cos i know)
lu: ask ed to tell you. I cant say it.
ed: I cant say it also.
me: -_-
anyway, today we signed up for the macdonald card thing.
they give you 500 points str8 away which is good for:
1 Mc Chicken.
2 Cheeseburgers.
why do I know?
cause i saw shawn redeem all 500 points seconds after he recieved them.
now thats what I call a BFD.
BIG FUCKING DEAL.
which basically is how they describe a good deal down there way down there in australia.
I learnt this from a aussie mofo i think. or was it azhar?
i forgot.
as he will always say:
Maaaaaaaaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( what he means is mother).
whhahaha
ciao people.
smile for me.
Monday, August 30, 2004
I need to live life, like some people never will. So show me kindess, show me beauty , show me truth.
Happy birthday Mini.
happy 19th birthday to the sister I never had.
Words cant express what effect your valuable advice had on me.
thanks for always being there, listening to my rubbish.
I owe you one! haha.
Went to ECP with....erm....lets see.
try saying all these names in 1 breath. lets see you do that nigger.
Ed
fn
fab
zul
edle
Jo
Liang
liang's girl
Neek
nicole
joshua
jessica
daniel of the leong variety.
had fun. cycled to bedok jetty. me , ed ,edle and amused-couple-on-blades watched zul and fab perform some kinda dance on skates. zul made ed give him head. zul leapfrogged fab. fab and zul made swan lake look bad. me, ed, edle laughed guts out. fab crashed into me. we fall, zul jumped onto us. ed's bike fell on us. all in a days work. ed and edle laugh till crazy.
anyway, on with the story, the beach was ok i guess. left there around 11.
me, edle and jess went off to meet lu for supper.
went supper at this new prata place opposite edle's house. food was ok.
only left around...erm, 2am?
here are some pictures taken on friday.
one caveat. my photo taking is really going down the drain.
out of 10 photos, i chuck away 8 leaving only 2 acceptable ones.
so please bear with the not up to standard photos.
please do not ask me to do adobe PS.
I dont do PS.
cause firstly, i wont do it cause i am lazy.
secondly, i will become a photoshopper and not a photographer if i tweak all my photos to perfection.
hi, my name is the-cartoon-behind-ed's-tee , nice to meet you. i am going to tell you about my excursion to east coast bitch
fab: look son, look at the guy without shoes(*points to guy in blue), i bet he is a illegal immigrant. i bet he swam here from oompa loompa land or something.
ed: yes dad. I see him.
oopma loompa man: -_-'
oompa loompa man: better ride fastttt. those coppers are behind me.
for more photos and oompa loompa men escapades, click here.
use the slide show. hope you people find the photos satisfactory.
anyway, see you guys next time. gotta run now.
ciao.
Happy birthday Mini.
happy 19th birthday to the sister I never had.
Words cant express what effect your valuable advice had on me.
thanks for always being there, listening to my rubbish.
I owe you one! haha.
Went to ECP with....erm....lets see.
try saying all these names in 1 breath. lets see you do that nigger.
Ed
fn
fab
zul
edle
Jo
Liang
liang's girl
Neek
nicole
joshua
jessica
daniel of the leong variety.
had fun. cycled to bedok jetty. me , ed ,edle and amused-couple-on-blades watched zul and fab perform some kinda dance on skates. zul made ed give him head. zul leapfrogged fab. fab and zul made swan lake look bad. me, ed, edle laughed guts out. fab crashed into me. we fall, zul jumped onto us. ed's bike fell on us. all in a days work. ed and edle laugh till crazy.
anyway, on with the story, the beach was ok i guess. left there around 11.
me, edle and jess went off to meet lu for supper.
went supper at this new prata place opposite edle's house. food was ok.
only left around...erm, 2am?
here are some pictures taken on friday.
one caveat. my photo taking is really going down the drain.
out of 10 photos, i chuck away 8 leaving only 2 acceptable ones.
so please bear with the not up to standard photos.
please do not ask me to do adobe PS.
I dont do PS.
cause firstly, i wont do it cause i am lazy.
secondly, i will become a photoshopper and not a photographer if i tweak all my photos to perfection.
hi, my name is the-cartoon-behind-ed's-tee , nice to meet you. i am going to tell you about my excursion to east coast bitch
fab: look son, look at the guy without shoes(*points to guy in blue), i bet he is a illegal immigrant. i bet he swam here from oompa loompa land or something.
ed: yes dad. I see him.
oopma loompa man: -_-'
oompa loompa man: better ride fastttt. those coppers are behind me.
for more photos and oompa loompa men escapades, click here.
use the slide show. hope you people find the photos satisfactory.
anyway, see you guys next time. gotta run now.
ciao.
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