...one of those nights
cant sleep. really should be. there is at soccer match later at 9am.
if i dont sleep, i wont be able to run later.
but heck. i cant sleep and there is nothing i can do about it.
thinking about the match. in all honesty,it will probably be the last time we'll ever play as a team. with ns coming up and with what other commitments everyone has, i reckon it will be difficult to meet up and have a kick around in the future.
fn reckons we arnt really a team, but a group of individuals with enough skill to win the matches that we play in.
well, i kinda agree. but not wholly. there is after all camaraderie and the wanting to win matches as a team. and i think that itself shows that we are more than 11 players who play for their own selfish reasons.
sure, they are weak players in the team and there are god like players in the team. but isnt that the case for every team in the world of every sport? even real madrid has pavon to take care off. in a sense, i think we are a team in most aspects.
never really had a stable soccer team in the past except this current team and seriously i am really contented to have a group of guys so that i can play in team.
we dont have a team captain, just that the person who organises the match is usually the one calling the shots. in which case would be fn in the morning.
hope we will win. if we do, it will be our 4th win on the trot.
heh. happy if we do.
thru all the matches that i have been involved in , big or small, i can safely say that the team has won most of them. for a more accurate overview, you can ask jia pei, she is there all the time when the team plays, so she should know.
but then, one match that we wont forget would be the 9-1 drubbing we got at the hands of the ngee ang poly dudes.
man, that wasnt fun at all. trust me.
but the rest of the matches, were great fun. why? cause heh, we win. haha.
so who exactly is in the team? we got more than 11 players, so we rotate who gets to play and who gets to wait for his chance. but we always make it a point to make sure everyone gets a good run out if he turns up.
lets see.
goalie has always been muizz. the blockade to the goal. gives new meaning to air pork. but he allergic to grass! save our assses loads of time. but when he gets bored, he will actually smoke when the game is in progress! but i cant stress how essential he is to the team.
defence? where the winning starts.
fn. our sweeper and defence organiser supreme. great header of the ball.
when need be, he can play goalie with his legendary dhalan punch!
haider, resident big man which every team needs..
liang, non forgiving leftback who will take your legs off if you arnt careful.
shaun, always wear clean boots and makes no mistake.
Me, trash talking, sent opponet flying, haider ignoring, edwin tormenting. right back.
midfield. where the kicking starts.
edwin, our resident sprinter down the right wing, altho alil soft with a reluctance to head the ball.
nicolas, orang utan running style always makes the team laugh, but uncompromisng player who will tackle you to the ground.
apri, the libero, more often than not, the one who makes the team tick.
ah tan, sweetest right foot in the team. no one crosses better. but no one runs less than ah tan too! haha.
spencer, the right back tormentor. many a teams have a right back just give up and kick the ball away when he sees spence the duracell bunny gaining on him. he will chase anything and he will put his body on the line. see to believe.
Daniel, attacking midfielder who holds the ball and sprays passes to open players. essential to our team. vicious right foot but cant do shit with his left.
Luwin, small but is a mad player at heart. runs like a mad man. but sometimes his finnishing lets us down. but no one is more critical of the team play than luwin. always motivating. disllusional as he thinks he is ryan giggs.
attackers. where we make the opponets look like kids.
Johan, always the fulcrum of any attack that we try to orchestrate. He is the one who is in charge of banging in the goals. He is a great player, but his greatest flaw is that he giggles when he is dribbling. irritates the hell ouf of us and we can only imagine the opposing defender.
Ruthra, black typhoon. the untouchable. he makes us look like novices and make opponents look like ground dog meat. believe me when i say he is sensational. cause he really is.
ling, rock star and part time soccer player. may look deceptively useless but give him the ball and he will hurt you. runs at players, tackles alot and holds up the ball well. can play on the wing as well.
there you have it. the law football team.
probably the team i will have the most fun in.
with us beating the shit out of others and getting the shit beat out of us by others.
its been a journey, pity its coming to an end.
but lets hope it wont.
heh.
blog again soon.
ciao.
got a soccer match to prepare for.
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
in view of 19th may.
to clear out any doubts.
Darth Vadar = Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Sidious = Chancellor Palpatine.
Count dookoo = Lord Tyrannus.
Anakin piak Amidala = Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
Darth Sidious talk cock to anakin = anakin defect to dark side
anakin defect to dark side = obi wan kenobi kill anakin. anakin fell into pot of molten lava.
Darth sidious saved anakin = anakin become darth vadar with cock up voice.
Darth sidious want luke to become his apprentice = he try to make luke kill dath vadar.
Luke didnt kill darth vadar = so darth sidious try to kill luke.
darth vadar see sidious try to kill luke = he kill sidious by throwing him into toliet bowl esque hole.
and who said star wars is complicated?
ez chessey. anyone need more detail explanation can come ask me.
to clear out any doubts.
Darth Vadar = Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Sidious = Chancellor Palpatine.
Count dookoo = Lord Tyrannus.
Anakin piak Amidala = Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
Darth Sidious talk cock to anakin = anakin defect to dark side
anakin defect to dark side = obi wan kenobi kill anakin. anakin fell into pot of molten lava.
Darth sidious saved anakin = anakin become darth vadar with cock up voice.
Darth sidious want luke to become his apprentice = he try to make luke kill dath vadar.
Luke didnt kill darth vadar = so darth sidious try to kill luke.
darth vadar see sidious try to kill luke = he kill sidious by throwing him into toliet bowl esque hole.
and who said star wars is complicated?
ez chessey. anyone need more detail explanation can come ask me.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
and a few things to blog about.
....Mr Muizz aka Mr Penguin aka rabid chelsea supporter is in the papers.
Home Page 11 under sports. He is spotted wearing a white chelsea jersey holding up a chelsea flag smiling like an ediot. please check it out. perhaps the only time our fatty - its - so - easy- goalie will appear on the news papers.
....Forza Motorsport.
have got my copy of forza motorsports early courtesy of Mr. Erfendi. any one who has a xbox should get it. It is brilliant. Came back and raced 3 hours straight. Did I hear someone said grand turisimo 4? whats that?
....about Car "Mad" People.
Now, i usually shut my mouth when it comes to cars. Simply because I dont drive. So i dont pretend to know which cars handle better, which cars have better acceleration or even top speed. But I think I DO know alittle about cars.
Its been irritating me forever that some people actually think they are experts on cars and know all about them. More than once have I encountered such people. Mostly from my age group and mostly guys who think they love cars and who think that they know all about them. So much so, that they can tell me that an mazda RX-8's displacement is at 3000cc or 3 litres if you prefer. When I say its not, they look at me as if "the-dude-dont-know-what-the-fuck-he-is-talking-about."
Well, fuck them. And only for your further information my dear readers, an RX-8's engine is a 1.3 litre Rotary unit. Rotary engines were first used by Mazda on the previous RX-7s in the 1980s. The Unique thing about this engine is firstly in its lay out , secondly on its small capacity, thirdly on the massive power it can churn out and lastly on its notorious appetite for hi grade petrol.
The RX-8 is a new model which came out late 2003. Has suicide doors(most car "mad" people dont know what suicide doors are.) and currently an ah beng's pick of the crop.
another myth. FUCKS YOU BENGS. TUSCANI IS ACTUALLY A HYUNDAI.
not some italian brand or something.
and in my honest opinion, it looks ugly as hell.
So how does one qualify to actually say he/she knows something about cars?
Firstly, he should know how cars work. How the various components come together to actually make the car move. (not the "put petrol lor" kinda answers.)
a few questions. If you can answer them, give yourself a pat on the back and you can congragulate yourself on knowing alil about cars like myself :)
1) what is the difference between a turbo charger and a super charger?
2) what is a roll cage? what are its 2 main functions?
3) whats the difference between a carburator system and a fuel injection system?
4) what are the effects of tire pressure on the handling of a car?
5) How to make the car go faster? More air or more petrol in the piston?
6) What is a differential? what does it do?
7) How does ride height and damper pressure affect the handling of a car?
8) When they say 1000CC, 2000CC, what do they actually mean? What are they talking about? what are the measuring?
9) Special question for you ah bengs. What does DOHC mean? What does VTEC actually mean? What is so special about the Vtec?
10) What is turbo lag? how does it come about?
11) What is a manifold?
12) what is a tranny? how does it affect a car? why is gear ratio important?
13) FWD, RWD, 4WD. what do they mean? Name a model of a car for each and under what circumstances would you use for each class.
14) what is understeer and oversteer? which is good? which is bad? or are both good or bad?!
15) what is camber? what does it do? How does it affect the car? WHICH PART DOES IT CONCERN ON A CAR?
16) how does ABS work? Would you want ABS on a 86 trueno?
17) what is the stock steering wheel on an Evo8?
18) what is an ecu? what does it do? how does it help?
19) Will a bently GT-Continetal outrun a Nissan Skyline? in terms of acceleration and topspeed?
20) What platform is the ferrari F40's design based on?
ok. 20 questions. I dont ask questions that I cant answer. So if you can answer most of em, well done! IF you are one of those car siao, and you cant answer at least 10 of them, i suggest you go read up and shut your mouth in the mean time.
ok. got me there. I do have a soft spot for cars. As a kid, always asking whats this, whats that. Why do you have to balance a wheel? even a solitary one. Why not the 18inch tire but the 16 inch? Thru all these questions, I manage to learn quite abit. So there, hope to put those "know it all"s in their rightful place.
wah, i feel quite shiok after the rant.
.... cars and my people.
If I could afford it, I will buy the following cars for the following people. reasons as follows.
FN. Ferrari F40.
Fug the bike. A bad red one would get you all the chicks and outrun anything on the singaporean roads. Of cos, kick ass sound system included. Not to mention its a collectors item. Can pretend to be schumi cause its F1 insipred.
Ling. Ferrari F50.
For a dude with long hair, a open top is a must. As its a ferrari, red would be the best choice. Your lady friend can sit beside you and you can blast down the hi way. Just dont drink blackcat before you drive. We dont want to wreck a italian import now do we?
Muizz and Azlin.
Shaddup. No fast cars for you guys. I bestow on you 2 and your future children, a H2 Hummer in royal blue. Chelsea colours. Happy? 22 inch tires will eat up any kurb or whatever on the road? Azlin cant drive a car? cos women cant drive? No matter, the H2 is no car, its a bloody tank.
Edwin.
Your reaction abit slow. I am apprehensive of giving you a powerful car. But still.... ok. A mercedes ought to do it? Silver SL55 AMG can or not? Very powerful wor. Too powerful for you. Dont worry, can own any civic on the road. Luxurious with state of the art safety features, good for every-time-buang-driver like you. Just dont show your dad, I dont want him coming after me with that latio. (not as tho he can catch me.)
Luwin.
Small guy must drive small car. But who say small must be weak? Give you pocket rocket. If you dont say anything, may outrun that tuscani on the road. Volkswagen Golf GTI. wooot. pocket rocket! what colour? Red lar. Man yoo mah.
Adnan.
ditch the bike. Who needs a bike when you have a BMW? M3 should do it. a nice royal blue one. Chelsea colours. Looks harmless but is actually a beast under the hood. Not unlike you. Real safe too. Good for family with mad driver who always crashes.
Jia pei.
heh. Nissan Fairlady 350z. woot. Black ought to do it. Full body kit is a must. Ladies car in my opinion. Cushions included to prop you up so that you can see the road clearly. No smoking sign included too.
Spencer.
Mad man must drive mad car. Fastest soccer player must drive fastest car. Porsche GT2. Prototype. Black would be cool. can you say f-a-s-t. r-e-a-l-l-y f-a-s-t. of cos, MP3 player included. our poor boy has no MP3 player. konig custom rims.
Johan.
fire engine. red. big water gun. but then, i dont have to give you. gahmen giving u soon. =)
Jessie.
wah kow. I know I know. You want to own all the men on the road right. All the stupid ah beng who woot at you. who drive their stupid civic and their stupid tuscani. okok. Japanese import k? Exotic like fuck ok? Got money also not say can get k? Must be really fast right?
ok. FERRARI ENZO. Red. So fast, your eyes will become smaller. So fast, that you will smoke an ah beng before he can say chio bu. So fast, that dennis will rebreak his leg sitting in that car. so fast, that you cant get it out of second gear. so fast...(well, you get the idea.)
MX.
People say you short, got receding hairline, you show em your car. BMW 6 series. 645 to be exact. Brown colour. I know you like brown. with built in "resounding chee bye" speakers. so when you smoke someone, all they smell is smoke and hear is cheee bye cheeeee bye cheeee by. (does not work if the guy you smoking is called chee.)
ah tan.
lexus. any lexus would do. champange gold. our boy here is ah pek. like em luxurious japanese cars. japanese salaried man not included.
HGF.
Big guy must drive big car. Not necessary slow tho. Prosche cayenne. woot. white colour. can do 0-100 below 6. built in fridge for snacks.
Mini.
Maybe the mini cooper.Nah. small size. But must drive powerful car. More intimidating. Lets go italian and retro. how does a lambo sound to you? miura.
Some say the most beautiful car ever built. and i am inclined to agree.
dottie dot dot.
something fast. extremely rare. extremely valuable. extremely beautiful.Something one in a million.
ok.
A foose custom. of a classic. The mercedes Gullwing. white. chrome trimmings. The first super car ever built. It will be one of a kind. fast and furious with flowing lines ozooing of elegance. How it will look like? its up to Mr Chip Foose to decide.
and myself?
a ferrari GTB.
retro. collectors item.
may not be the fastest, may not be the flashiest.
but to me, the most romantic. (not to mention i am a ferrari whore)
and thats all to it.
ok. its 645am already. got to catch some sleep. still need to progress in forza when i get up.
ciao.
....Mr Muizz aka Mr Penguin aka rabid chelsea supporter is in the papers.
Home Page 11 under sports. He is spotted wearing a white chelsea jersey holding up a chelsea flag smiling like an ediot. please check it out. perhaps the only time our fatty - its - so - easy- goalie will appear on the news papers.
....Forza Motorsport.
have got my copy of forza motorsports early courtesy of Mr. Erfendi. any one who has a xbox should get it. It is brilliant. Came back and raced 3 hours straight. Did I hear someone said grand turisimo 4? whats that?
....about Car "Mad" People.
Now, i usually shut my mouth when it comes to cars. Simply because I dont drive. So i dont pretend to know which cars handle better, which cars have better acceleration or even top speed. But I think I DO know alittle about cars.
Its been irritating me forever that some people actually think they are experts on cars and know all about them. More than once have I encountered such people. Mostly from my age group and mostly guys who think they love cars and who think that they know all about them. So much so, that they can tell me that an mazda RX-8's displacement is at 3000cc or 3 litres if you prefer. When I say its not, they look at me as if "the-dude-dont-know-what-the-fuck-he-is-talking-about."
Well, fuck them. And only for your further information my dear readers, an RX-8's engine is a 1.3 litre Rotary unit. Rotary engines were first used by Mazda on the previous RX-7s in the 1980s. The Unique thing about this engine is firstly in its lay out , secondly on its small capacity, thirdly on the massive power it can churn out and lastly on its notorious appetite for hi grade petrol.
The RX-8 is a new model which came out late 2003. Has suicide doors(most car "mad" people dont know what suicide doors are.) and currently an ah beng's pick of the crop.
another myth. FUCKS YOU BENGS. TUSCANI IS ACTUALLY A HYUNDAI.
not some italian brand or something.
and in my honest opinion, it looks ugly as hell.
So how does one qualify to actually say he/she knows something about cars?
Firstly, he should know how cars work. How the various components come together to actually make the car move. (not the "put petrol lor" kinda answers.)
a few questions. If you can answer them, give yourself a pat on the back and you can congragulate yourself on knowing alil about cars like myself :)
1) what is the difference between a turbo charger and a super charger?
2) what is a roll cage? what are its 2 main functions?
3) whats the difference between a carburator system and a fuel injection system?
4) what are the effects of tire pressure on the handling of a car?
5) How to make the car go faster? More air or more petrol in the piston?
6) What is a differential? what does it do?
7) How does ride height and damper pressure affect the handling of a car?
8) When they say 1000CC, 2000CC, what do they actually mean? What are they talking about? what are the measuring?
9) Special question for you ah bengs. What does DOHC mean? What does VTEC actually mean? What is so special about the Vtec?
10) What is turbo lag? how does it come about?
11) What is a manifold?
12) what is a tranny? how does it affect a car? why is gear ratio important?
13) FWD, RWD, 4WD. what do they mean? Name a model of a car for each and under what circumstances would you use for each class.
14) what is understeer and oversteer? which is good? which is bad? or are both good or bad?!
15) what is camber? what does it do? How does it affect the car? WHICH PART DOES IT CONCERN ON A CAR?
16) how does ABS work? Would you want ABS on a 86 trueno?
17) what is the stock steering wheel on an Evo8?
18) what is an ecu? what does it do? how does it help?
19) Will a bently GT-Continetal outrun a Nissan Skyline? in terms of acceleration and topspeed?
20) What platform is the ferrari F40's design based on?
ok. 20 questions. I dont ask questions that I cant answer. So if you can answer most of em, well done! IF you are one of those car siao, and you cant answer at least 10 of them, i suggest you go read up and shut your mouth in the mean time.
ok. got me there. I do have a soft spot for cars. As a kid, always asking whats this, whats that. Why do you have to balance a wheel? even a solitary one. Why not the 18inch tire but the 16 inch? Thru all these questions, I manage to learn quite abit. So there, hope to put those "know it all"s in their rightful place.
wah, i feel quite shiok after the rant.
.... cars and my people.
If I could afford it, I will buy the following cars for the following people. reasons as follows.
FN. Ferrari F40.
Fug the bike. A bad red one would get you all the chicks and outrun anything on the singaporean roads. Of cos, kick ass sound system included. Not to mention its a collectors item. Can pretend to be schumi cause its F1 insipred.
Ling. Ferrari F50.
For a dude with long hair, a open top is a must. As its a ferrari, red would be the best choice. Your lady friend can sit beside you and you can blast down the hi way. Just dont drink blackcat before you drive. We dont want to wreck a italian import now do we?
Muizz and Azlin.
Shaddup. No fast cars for you guys. I bestow on you 2 and your future children, a H2 Hummer in royal blue. Chelsea colours. Happy? 22 inch tires will eat up any kurb or whatever on the road? Azlin cant drive a car? cos women cant drive? No matter, the H2 is no car, its a bloody tank.
Edwin.
Your reaction abit slow. I am apprehensive of giving you a powerful car. But still.... ok. A mercedes ought to do it? Silver SL55 AMG can or not? Very powerful wor. Too powerful for you. Dont worry, can own any civic on the road. Luxurious with state of the art safety features, good for every-time-buang-driver like you. Just dont show your dad, I dont want him coming after me with that latio. (not as tho he can catch me.)
Luwin.
Small guy must drive small car. But who say small must be weak? Give you pocket rocket. If you dont say anything, may outrun that tuscani on the road. Volkswagen Golf GTI. wooot. pocket rocket! what colour? Red lar. Man yoo mah.
Adnan.
ditch the bike. Who needs a bike when you have a BMW? M3 should do it. a nice royal blue one. Chelsea colours. Looks harmless but is actually a beast under the hood. Not unlike you. Real safe too. Good for family with mad driver who always crashes.
Jia pei.
heh. Nissan Fairlady 350z. woot. Black ought to do it. Full body kit is a must. Ladies car in my opinion. Cushions included to prop you up so that you can see the road clearly. No smoking sign included too.
Spencer.
Mad man must drive mad car. Fastest soccer player must drive fastest car. Porsche GT2. Prototype. Black would be cool. can you say f-a-s-t. r-e-a-l-l-y f-a-s-t. of cos, MP3 player included. our poor boy has no MP3 player. konig custom rims.
Johan.
fire engine. red. big water gun. but then, i dont have to give you. gahmen giving u soon. =)
Jessie.
wah kow. I know I know. You want to own all the men on the road right. All the stupid ah beng who woot at you. who drive their stupid civic and their stupid tuscani. okok. Japanese import k? Exotic like fuck ok? Got money also not say can get k? Must be really fast right?
ok. FERRARI ENZO. Red. So fast, your eyes will become smaller. So fast, that you will smoke an ah beng before he can say chio bu. So fast, that dennis will rebreak his leg sitting in that car. so fast, that you cant get it out of second gear. so fast...(well, you get the idea.)
MX.
People say you short, got receding hairline, you show em your car. BMW 6 series. 645 to be exact. Brown colour. I know you like brown. with built in "resounding chee bye" speakers. so when you smoke someone, all they smell is smoke and hear is cheee bye cheeeee bye cheeee by. (does not work if the guy you smoking is called chee.)
ah tan.
lexus. any lexus would do. champange gold. our boy here is ah pek. like em luxurious japanese cars. japanese salaried man not included.
HGF.
Big guy must drive big car. Not necessary slow tho. Prosche cayenne. woot. white colour. can do 0-100 below 6. built in fridge for snacks.
Mini.
Maybe the mini cooper.Nah. small size. But must drive powerful car. More intimidating. Lets go italian and retro. how does a lambo sound to you? miura.
Some say the most beautiful car ever built. and i am inclined to agree.
dottie dot dot.
something fast. extremely rare. extremely valuable. extremely beautiful.Something one in a million.
ok.
A foose custom. of a classic. The mercedes Gullwing. white. chrome trimmings. The first super car ever built. It will be one of a kind. fast and furious with flowing lines ozooing of elegance. How it will look like? its up to Mr Chip Foose to decide.
and myself?
a ferrari GTB.
retro. collectors item.
may not be the fastest, may not be the flashiest.
but to me, the most romantic. (not to mention i am a ferrari whore)
and thats all to it.
ok. its 645am already. got to catch some sleep. still need to progress in forza when i get up.
ciao.
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