Mid Night Feasssssssssssssst

I was hungry.

Luwin called me bout some stuff.

I said I was hungry.

I suggested supper.

ONZ. he said. 1130pm.

Orait. I was there at 1135pm.

Small problem. NEL broke down. He was on the train.

He took 1 hr and 12 mins instead of the usual 12 min ride from clake quay.

Met at 12 15am. Not supper. Breakfast instead.

We were very hungry.

We ordered. 10 satays with onions, ketuput and cucumber. Pratas. Mutton Soup and some black mutton thing that luwin wanted to try. We wanted to order carcass of lamb. But they didnt have it. They offered us goat testicles, we kindly declined.

2 ice lemon teas, 1 blue berry drink and 1 ice tea.

well, thats all that we had.


Talk shit. about his work, sch, football and all sorta stuff.

I just gotten back.

I have some good friends in my life.

Thank the big cow boy in the sky for them.

This is for you people, I'll be there by the rembrandts.



So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year
but....

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far
Things are goin' great

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
you down to your knees that

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Since you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the mess with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even on my worst I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too..

The shit has hit the fan.

I'm going out tomorro. I dont know where I will go, but I'm going out tomorro.

Perhaps....I will go to moi's school to watch a soccer match.

Perhaps....I will play soccer myself.

Perhaps....Will just go hang out somewhere.

But the bottom line is, I'm going out.

I dont normally suffer fools. But I think I've just been made one.



My hair is a weird shade of grayish, brownish, what have you beigeish, shit ass colour.

I mean..... dont blame me...what can a bored guy do on a hot summer afternoon?

Dye my hair of cos. again and again and again and again. its fun.



argh..life
its pissing me off.

If I'm perfectly honest with myself.

I'm perfectly happy and contented now.

The house being deviod of other humans.

With my Diet coke by my side.

My hi end stereo blaring. Loud BUT clear. statisfying the audiophile in me.

Not giving a fuck of what my neighbour thinks about my choice of loud music.

A packet of ciggarettes by my side.(who fuck cares? I'm back in love with it)

Yes, If I am perfectly honest with myself. I am happy and contented.

NORMALITY HAS BEEN RESUMED

Kingkangkong news
In a press statement today, the miester has reassured all fans and Qian-nographers that normality has been resumed and that he will continue to function as the dick he has been and always will be.

he said in a press conference held at his house at 3 pm today ' yes its true, its over and I'm back to normal. I thank all of you for your concern and advice. It has been of comfort and you all have been the best bunch of motherf***** friends I have ever had! thank you all'

He further added that he will become a better bastard in times to come and continue to be the dick he is to friends and family alike.


Source: The New Porker.

HEAD LINE NEWS! : THE MIESTER takes ****'s rejection on THE chin



THE MIESTER is upbeat about his future LOVE prospects despite failing to be an automatic choice for the ****** and insisted: 'My best years are in front of me.'
THE MIESTER has only been placed on THE SHELF by ****** BECAUSE THERE IS ONE OTHER ALTERNATIVE AVAILABLE.


It will need an TRAGEDY to THE ALTERNATIVE for the 19-year-old to squeeze in through the back door.

But NUTTER LUCIFER THE MIESTER is optimistic about his chances of future involvement with *******.

He has already made massive strides and TRIED six TIMES since his COURAGE GREW from MINISCULE to TINY 6 months ago.

THE MIESTER said: 'Whether I'm choosen or NOT will make no difference to my future with ******.'

'There is a whole LIFE ahead and I have my best years in front of me. I am very pleased that I have got six TRIES to my name after HIDING LIKE MICE for A PERIOD OF 12 MONTHS.

'I have to take a step back occasionally and realise that I have made big strides. You can't carry on at that pace for the whole of your LOVE LIFE.

'You sometimes take a step back and go again - and this may be one of those times for myself.'

THE MIESTER was a regular member of the NO GUTS THATS WHY NO GLORY before an EGO SHATTERING EXPERIENCE in OCTOBER sidelined him for SIX months.

On his return to action THE MIESTER HAD to ensure a spell AS A INVISIVLE MAN but he has been back to his WORST in recent weeks in CHAOS despite *****'s disappointing end to the season.

He said: 'Personally during the last 5 OR 6 TIRES , I haveN HAD MY BALLS AND I AM NOT feeling very sharp again. It is a shame thaT ITS finished.'

THE MIESTER is expected to be joined at HEARTBREAK STATION by Liverpool striker Emile Heskey and Leicester midfielder Muzzy Izzet, with the two deals expected to be rubber-stamped DEAD in the next 24 hours.

THE MIESTER'S GOOD FRIEND Steve Bruce admitted that the BREAKING OF THE MIESTER'S HEART is '99% done' in a move which could eventually cost THE MIESTER HIS SANITY.







Hmm....its actually an sports article on soccernet.
I took out some words and added in some words.
its a kind of a spoof. the ones i added are the ones in CAPS.
if I cant laugh, i should try to make others do so.
thats why this place is called. Tragic Comedy.

Interview Skills.

In the view of the fact that its the holidays and many of you might be going for interviews, here is are the 5 essential inteviewing /bullshitng tips for the idiots from the Qian-Miester.

1. Smile alot. Always smile. No ones like a bitter gourd face. Smile even when you think the person interviewing you looks weird.

2. Talk alot. Try to converse and impress them if you are pro-efficient in a language. But try to suit the language with the environment. Dont speak hokkien if you are interviewing for Raffles Hotel bellboy job.

3. Lie alot. Impress the employer with an assortment of bullshit and bowl them over with your experiences ,diversity and how hardworking you can be(Note why I chose 'can be' instead of 'will be') .Casually adding that you are related to the big shit in the company may help. However, use with caution.

4. Complimenting. Complement the working environment even if it may appear to be a slump. You will get into the good books of the supervisor who supervises the place.

5. Act Dumb. Last but not least, act dumb. Dont worry, employers like workers who are dumb so that they can control the worker easily and with no problems. So look dumb. Look very dumb. But not too dumb of cos.

Thats it! the 5 important and essential tips! Remember to use em!
For the Qian-Miester, good night everyone!