T-minus blah blah blah hours to prom.

I'm sitting here feeling pretty comatose.
its the late night, the little wine i had just now, my mp3s or whatever.

I'm just relieved that its all gonna be over soon.

Tho I still have not bought any prom outfit yet. It does not really worry me.
All i want, is for the event to go on smoothly.

Learned alot from this organising this event.
Who i can call a "brother" and of cos who i can call a "fucker".
which is aplenty.

"We few, We happy few. "
from some "unknown speech" by some unknown dude reflects my feelings now.

Truly. Its gonna be some thing that i will remember for the rest of my uneventful days. It would be the night which I will compare all my future nights too. The benchmark.

If we pull this off. It just goes to show our capacity, as a person, as a friend, as a team member and as a salesman if i may add.

I wouldnt have work with any other group organising this prom.
its truly has been an mind fucking journey.
Arguements and shit.
But we just come out stronger I guess.
We got to know each other better I hope.
and
We got to prove to each other what each other was worth as a friend.

Talk is really cheap.
but the committee. Its not all talk and no shit.
its not all fuck and no sperm.
Its just. plain friendship, brotherhood and camaraderie.

I wanna thank them now. Although its weird and would be more appropiate to do so after prom. But fuck no, I would be too drunk. Too drunk for my own good. So I would do it now.

That Slut - Losing sleep for the whole duration of the planning process. Straight talking and screwing of any one who was slack. Rigging the whole thing. Speaking to the restraunt. Doing all the dirty work. He deserves his applause and the thanks owed to him. Not needing rest or a moments break. His life revolved around prom and dealing with fuckers for the whole 2 months.
English is his forte( or he would like to think so) and he milked it for all he is worth. Your annoying pissmouth website writings were from him.
Someone like him, deserves more accolades. Perhaps even a nobel prize.
but of cos. i am jking.

Mx - Instant services. Initiative at its best. Heres the wizard who did the prom website. Staying up late to do HTML coding, editing photos and everysingle thing that we demanded to be done by a computer. He did it. No mumbles or whatsoever. and he is not even from our batch. Looking at his work, I just feel so sad that there are mother fuckers in year 3 that do less than 1% of what MX is doing for us. Mx, we owe you big time. Lawinc does not deserve you. Your batch, does not deserve you.

Mu Mu Texas 5 - You fucker! you got us into this shit! hah. But jokes aside. Without muizz, you guys wont have your prom. Its as simple as that. Without him, you wont have your bands performing tomorro. Talking to fuckers in the LTs, I take my hat off to him. I would have exploded trying to persuade thick skulled morons. I really would. I seldom tolerate stupidity, but i feel muizz does it very well. Kudos to the gemuk for planting this fucking idea in our heads.

PeriHead tEdwin E0 - Girl genes. Girl genes. Girl genes. We have been calling him that for the whole planning process. But whats a group to do without their snag? How to appeal to girls? How to not have someone overly cautious about everything to keep things in pespective? You just cant! Ed did what no one in the group could. He even provided moments that will be immoratlised. cue "Pretty guy for a white fly" cue " graduation who sing ah?"
wtf ed. hah.
But ed deserves more praise than he is getting. He soldied on with the committee even when the situation at home was bad. I salute you ed. The committee salutes you. And all you fucking reading this better do the same.

Jessie its not good to lie to friends - Chief money keeper. Calculator is my bestest friend. The only sister in this brotherhood. The only female I know to be able to take jokes about...erm. How do I put this, mammaries?

Well, you never trust a group of guys with cash. Its as simple as that. It would go to beer, games and whatever unsavory entertainment that guys can find. Jessie took the initiative to help. We didnt ask, she offered. and gladly if I might add. that counts for alot. A whole fucking lot. Her capacity to handle dickheads amaze me. Stamina to talk to idiots make me stammer. Tolerance for morons is super duper uber high. Fantastic really. Always ready to be on the fly. A chick, that is a bloke at heart. The greatest accolard that a bloke can bestow on a female.
I'm sure that people who know her better than me would agree.
at least, thats what I hope.






its been a journey. Full of shite which will end in a blaze of glory.
I dont think so.
I know so.

My mum asked me: where you get yourself into this sort of troubles?
I told her : for friends.

Its as simple as that.
I also wanna thank people who is turning up for prom. Those that showed their support thru out. Really, we appreciate it. Alot. Hope you enjoy the event.

Well, its not all over yet.

and to rip off acs, or is it luwin?

"the best is yet to be"



stay tuned.


Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. I am off to sleep now.
Ciao.

T-minus blah blah blah hours to prom.

I'm sitting here feeling pretty comatose.
its the late night, the little wine i had just now, my mp3s or whatever.

I'm just relieved that its all gonna be over soon.

Tho I still have not bought any prom outfit yet. It does not really worry me.
All i want, is for the event to go on smoothly.

Learned alot from this organising this event.
Who i can call a "brother" and of cos who i can call a "fucker".
which is aplenty.

"We few, We happy few. "
from some "unknown speech" by some unknown dude reflects my feelings now.

Truly. Its gonna be some thing that i will remember for the rest of my uneventful days. It would be the night which I will compare all my future nights too. The benchmark.

If we pull this off. It just goes to show our capacity, as a person, as a friend, as a team member and as a salesman if i may add.

I wouldnt have work with any other group organising this prom.
its truly has been an mind fucking journey.
Arguements and shit.
But we just come out stronger I guess.
We got to know each other better I hope.
and
We got to prove to each other what each other was worth as a friend.

Talk is really cheap.
but the committee. Its not all talk and no shit.
its not all fuck and no sperm.
Its just. plain friendship, brotherhood and camaraderie.

I wanna thank them now. Although its weird and would be more appropiate to do so after prom. But fuck no, I would be too drunk. Too drunk for my own good. So I would do it now.

That Slut - Losing sleep for the whole duration of the planning process. Straight talking and screwing of any one who was slack. Rigging the whole thing. Speaking to the restraunt. Doing all the dirty work. He deserves his applause and the thanks owed to him. Not needing rest or a moments break. His life revolved around prom and dealing with fuckers for the whole 2 months.
English is his forte( or he would like to think so) and he milked it for all he is worth. Your annoying pissmouth website writings were from him.
Someone like him, deserves more accolades. Perhaps even a nobel prize.
but of cos. i am jking.

Mx - Instant services. Initiative at its best. Heres the wizard who did the prom website. Staying up late to do HTML coding, editing photos and everysingle thing that we demanded to be done by a computer. He did it. No mumbles or whatsoever. and he is not even from our batch. Looking at his work, I just feel so sad that there are mother fuckers in year 3 that do less than 1% of what MX is doing for us. Mx, we owe you big time. Lawinc does not deserve you. Your batch, does not deserve you.

Mu Mu Texas 5 - You fucker! you got us into this shit! hah. But jokes aside. Without muizz, you guys wont have your prom. Its as simple as that. Without him, you wont have your bands performing tomorro. Talking to fuckers in the LTs, I take my hat off to him. I would have exploded trying to persuade thick skulled morons. I really would. I seldom tolerate stupidity, but i feel muizz does it very well. Kudos to the gemuk for planting this fucking idea in our heads.

PeriHead tEdwin E0 - Girl genes. Girl genes. Girl genes. We have been calling him that for the whole planning process. But whats a group to do without their snag? How to appeal to girls? How to not have someone overly cautious about everything to keep things in pespective? You just cant! Ed did what no one in the group could. He even provided moments that will be immoratlised. cue "Pretty guy for a white fly" cue " graduation who sing ah?"
wtf ed. hah.
But ed deserves more praise than he is getting. He soldied on with the committee even when the situation at home was bad. I salute you ed. The committee salutes you. And all you fucking reading this better do the same.

Jessie its not good to lie to friends - Chief money keeper. Calculator is my bestest friend. The only sister in this brotherhood. The only female I know to be able to take jokes about...erm. How do I put this, mammaries?

Well, you never trust a group of guys with cash. Its as simple as that. It would go to beer, games and whatever unsavory entertainment that guys can find. Jessie took the initiative to help. We didnt ask, she offered. and gladly if I might add. that counts for alot. A whole fucking lot. Her capacity to handle dickheads amaze me. Stamina to talk to idiots make me stammer. Tolerance for morons is super duper uber high. Fantastic really. Always ready to be on the fly. A chick, that is a bloke at heart. The greatest accolard that a bloke can bestow on a female.
I'm sure that people who know her better than me would agree.
at least, thats what I hope.






its been a journey. Full of shite which will end in a blaze of glory.
I dont think so.
I know so.

My mum asked me: where you get yourself into this sort of troubles?
I told her : for friends.

Its as simple as that.
I also wanna thank people who is turning up for prom. Those that showed their support thru out. Really, we appreciate it. Alot. Hope you enjoy the event.

Well, its not all over yet.

and to rip off acs, or is it luwin?

"the best is yet to be"



stay tuned.


Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. I am off to sleep now.
Ciao.

Dedicated to all the fuckers from law.

I use to think that people were exagerating when they said that the law cohort is a bunch of mother fucking fuckers.
Honest. I didnt agree with them. I sincerely felt that the people in the course were overall a bunch of nice people. Approachable. Intelligent. Courteous. Well mannered. so on and so forth. Niceties cant run out.


But now I agree. I know. What the people in the course are about. They are fuckers. No doubt about that. I even doubt their parentage. Its not about skin colour. Its about their brains. The composition of their brains. The thoughts that they think and the family that they come from.

I'm not being mean. Its my honest opinion. And in such a land like singapore, where free speech is encouraged, I reckon I am doing the right thing, airing my opinions to wake up the fuckers.

From where I come from. My word is worth more than anything. A promise is a promise. A yes is a yes and a No is always a No. I always speak when spoken too. I always appreaciate what others have done for me. I always try to be as courteous as possible and as far as I can, restrain from profanities.


From this experience. I gather that.
1) fuckers hang up their phone on you. They dont even have the basic courteousy to tell you their decisions in your face.
2)fuckers block you on msn.
3)fucker's word dont mean shit. A "yes" could be a "No" or a "maybe" 3 mins later.
4)fuckers promise to call back but never.
5)fuckers say they would, but they wont.
6)fuckers talk about things that they dont know about.
7)fuckers think that if they cant do it, you cant do it as well.
8)fuckers are people who cant compromise.
9)fuckers are tight fisted cunts/ chao chee byes / twats / poondehs/cheese pie (del accordingly)
10)fuckers are those not going to prom using the ultimately cockrubbing reasons as stated out below.
i)my friend not going, thats why I not going.
ii)i have no money/ its too expensive
iii)prom is not my kinda thing.

if you happen to exhibit any of the above mentioned behaviours. Congratulations. You are a official fucker in my eyes. I would be ashamed to be in the same room as you. I would cringe to be thought to be your friend and god ( i dont know which one) forbid, that you tell others that I am your friend.

heh, i just realised that i may be embroiled in a law suit with the stuff that i have just written.
well, i dont think so.
cause a fucker, will never, have the balls or the money to sue me. period.
so.
sue me.
if you dare.
you automately will be excluded from the group that i call fuckers and automately get promoted to the group called MotherFuckers.

I sincerely hope that on 8 jan , you get knocked down by a car and get sent str8 up down to hell.
erm, I'm not joking. I really hope so.

Then, you will regret that you didnt go to the best prom that could ever happen in your lame sad sod of a routine you call life. Dont tell me you know how to party. Dont tell me you know how to enjoy yourself. Dont tell me you have friends. Dont tell me anything.

cause Yi Qian, does not talk to fuckers.




bye bye.

Today.

well , as you all know. Did the presentation about prom.

Hope you all like the invitation cards and the overall presentation.

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Its important for us to know what the response is like.
Please revert asap.


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