Wednesday, April 19, 2006

i feel as though.

a giant cock has been stuffed down my throat.

and i cant think nor can i talk.

i can only choke.
and the best part is i actually know that its my own fault.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Voltova Europe.

I've caught Take the lead.
its not bad.
If you have time on your hands, its not a bad film to catch.

just dont watch ultraviolet.




The long weekend was....well...very long.

but it was spent well. at least in my opinion.
fn and me even managed to have supper at al majlis.

so all in all. it was pretty good.
will upload video of fn and me bowling on saturday night at marina square soon.
it was just us and 2 gay indian dudes.
bowling was .....well, let me just say we bowled more for the laughs than for the strikes =]




Well. something has bugged me for this past 2 days.
and im going to draw an anology with a automatic watch.

firstly. what is an automatic watch?
well. its a watch that runs on mechanical principles. so you dont require batteries or solar cells to power the watch or anything.

its just the genius of the watch maker that makes the watch tick. literally.
so yea. there are weights and springs inside that watch that winds a spring.
So when you walk or move the watch, it causes the weight to move. which in turn winds up a spring.
the spring, in turns, move the elements in the watch.
and viola, you have a working watch.
elementary.



so yes.
im like a automatic watch.
and since i was left on a shelve for a long period of time.
i've stop ticking. i was quite content really.
sitting there. not ticking. it was quite relaxing =]
not to mention i got lots of other things to do and think about.
other than worrying about me not ticking.
I would say that it was quite a comfortable arrangement.


and then. one day.
someone picked me up form the shelf.
for 2 secs.
and placed me back where i belonged.

now this changes things.
cause this little movement, caused my bits and pieces inside me to move.
thus, i start ticking.

The problem is not when i was picked up. when a watch is being worn and its ticking, its absolutly fine. Its when the watch is placed down. and when it still is ticking. that problems arise.

now see.
im now sitting back on the shelf after my innard moving albeit short journey.
and so, ima ticking. As i tick, i cant really have the capacity to do other stuff.
like thinking of solutions to the world's problems or how to get off from work. constructive things you get what i mean?
not to mention the wear and tear of those delicate and intricate parts in my hard steel casing.

so yea. its not an ideal situation.
and it kind of sucks.
if you gonna pick me up, make sure you flash that credit card.
dont pick me up and put me back. its not good for me! fuck you!
haha. so there.


yup.
I most certainly. now. feel like a automatic watch.
heh. a voltova europe.

haha. check out the range at the wisma show room. level 1 at the left corner.
i already know what i want for a birthday present. hah!







and now, abit of annoymynous taggers or people who tag with an alias.
Look. I appreaciate every single tag that is made. even the ken and jason ones. cause they bring some entertainement. and not to mention feedback.

but all the same, i would like to know who posted those tags. a link back to a homepage would be cool as well.

whatever people have for their reasons to use a alias. i respect.
but it still bugs me.

if possible, please leave your real name =]



Dear Hey,
after reading your tag, my mind searched for the time when i been to that place. malay heritage center or something. i cant remember. but i am 100% affirmative that i have not been there 2 months before. thus, do not use the "We" . Its slightly misleading. After all, i do not even know whats your name.

and i do have a clue of who you are actually.
I only know one person who uses "rot" in their everyday language.
it might not be accurate.
but your writing style is uncanningly familiar. its peculiar. but perhaps only to me.
but anyway,
I hope your boyfriend and you had a great time at the heritage center.
i know i did.

If my haunch is right. i'll probably bet on you wanting a reaction from me. after all, i see no reasonable reply that i could give after your ambiguous tag.
so i post 2 questions.
1) what do you want?
2) how'd you want me to react?



so there =]
but as of always, i dont expect a reply.
so feel free to ignore.

Yours truly,
Qian and his handphone.