You pay 20 bucks.

then you step in.
then they usher you to your table.
then you start to eat.

you eat whatever you fancy.
in whatever quantity you want.

The objective is to eat yourself silly.
Till you cant eat anymore.

You can have, beef steak, roast beef, chicken chop, roast chix etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.
you can have pasta, gratin etc etc etc etc etc etc

when you get bored. Feel free to pour salt into your friend's soup while he is not looking.
and have a taste of your own medicine when he adds tabasco sauce into your ice water.

If your friend makes a dumb joke that you dont like, spit the piece of meat that you were chewing on out. It will make him jump. To freak him out further, place the piece of chewed-on-and-spat-out piece of meat back into your mouth. Disgusted friend garanteed.

If you are certain that you are stuffed so far in by the meat, go for the deserts.
1 scoop of ice cream over a brownie drizzled liberally with chocolate fudge.
om*g.

when you really cant eat anymore, just sit around and make crude jokes. Like hiding money from your girlfriend and cheating more money from your dad. Make it a special point to speak about a guy who cant talk properly and who has too much saliva for his own good. its entertainment.


then. you go home.

you will feel like shit for the rest of the night.
cause you are so full, you just dont want to do anything.

but.

its all good. all good.

A tribute.

You wanna know what's tough and whats being strong?
its not when you dont have enough money,
its not when you moan that your other half does not love you enough
its not when you say school work is too much for you to cope.

to know what is tough what is being strong?
click here. He is only 16.
I am proud to have a friend like that, the same way he is proud about me scraping thru my Os in 3 weeks.



Aaron's band: A Vacant Affair. Song: How about enough?


hah, ironic. I really feel like saying how about enough.
perhaps not say, maybe shout.
but then, perhaps its easier to shout at the devil.
it probably is.
enough of this fiasco.
its not bringing any thing anywhere.
I should quit. i mean, I'm too smart for this shit. hah!


muahah.

its time to get rid of 2 things. but the immediate one 1 is a friendship.


I cant see myselve being friends with some one so selfish that he/she just cant share friends.
its bullshit. so what if she/ he is your ex? cant i be his/ her friend?
if you feel that i shouldnt on the basis that I am your friend, you are wrong. cause honestly i dont give a shit about what happened between you 2.
I just want you 2 to be my friends. star crossed lovers or not i dont give a shit.
if the other guy/gal is fine with me being your friend, you cant be so selfish asking me to ditch he/she. its just not right.

So what if he/she hurt you, you dare say you didnt do the same? fuck, even friends hurt 1 another.

feeling that way is 1 thing. telling me about it would perhaps disfuse the situation. telling the whole world about it is just .......... I dont even know what word I should use.

loyalty to friends.= so I cant hang out with your ex. = you talk about me not being loyal to this friendship.

f******* bullshit equation. and to this, I maintain.
I rest my case.



p.s to those who says that ling looks werid wearing eyeliner , check this out. by him:
Dude, just because I wear makeup doesn't mean I can't kick your ass. Fuck with me and I'll fuck your girlfriend.


pss. I know that this outpouring of anger is so gay and so dumb. like some dumb assed blog. but still, gotta write it. Do not unto others what you do not want others to do unto you. someone someday needs to understand this.

To the imposter.

dear imposter.

you are damn stupid. King is me. how is it possible that i haven been to my blog in awhile.

you are damn stupid. you cant even impersonate properly. Miss Mini types in sticky caps you moronic douche bag. i dont know if you are stupid or are you stupid. I think both.

and calvin is my imaginary friend if you didnt know. he is my schzioprenic half. no way he could have left a tag without me typing it.

I dont swear on my blog. i wonder why you are impersonating me, soffie and calvin. perhaps even ling. are your balls too small for you to use your own name?

I beseech you, if you have any brains or any balls at all, lets settle this out in the open. no use hiding behind your computer. or hiding behind the facade of my friends.

if you arnt happy with me, come look for me. dont impersonate me or my friends.
impersonating me is fine. but leave my friends out. you aint worth their shit.

and as HGF has said in his tag. you really are a lamer if you think that impersonating people is fun. or perhaps, as i have already said many times, you are just stupid.

lets see some guts for once.

yours truly.
The real KingKangKong aka Nutter Lucifer aka King and also known as Yi Qian..

to soffie, ling, mini and calvin and who ever has been impersonated. really sorry about this farce. please bear with it. I will try to sort it out asap.


in the mean time. for friends who really wanna tag, please includ the name of 1 of our lecturers beside your name when tagging so that i know that its you and not some imposter.
i will also answer tags on the blog itself and not the tagboard. all the tags under my name now are not really me. sorry for incovinence caused.

Dear Friends.

some moron has started to impersonate me and some of you on my tag-board.
its pretty easy to identify this guy.
cause he is pretty stupid.

I dont know what he is playing at.
and I dont know what he is trying to achieve. Maybe just to make trouble.
or maybe, he is just plain stupid.

I certainly didnt offend anyone recently.
perhaps just 1 dude. but if its him, I dont give a shit.

I. dont. bother.myself. with. kids. who. dont. even. have. the. balls. to. identify. himself.