i read something that made me go

"BALLS TO YOU!"

like how my platoon commander does it.

and this is how it goes...

7 Rules to be Happie:
lan cheow. they cant even spell "happy" properly and they want to teach me who can spell decently on how to be happy. wtf.

1) Never Hate
dick. does spinach count? i hate spinach. but even if i dont hate spinach, i dont think i'll be much happier. but then again, if u i am forced to eat spinach, i'll be darn unhappy.

2) Don't Worrie
kornek. dont worrie...zhun bo? you think you aunty agony meh. I dont think i can be aunty agony lar. uncle who dish out agony maybe can.

3) Live Simple
cheebye. live simple? you want to live simple you go vietnam and live in a hut lar. simple enuff or not? i hope you will be very happy there. i know i wont. but then, different folks different strokes. maybe you just like mosquitoes for company.

4) Respect A Little
pooky. respect a little! screw you lar. you better respect me alot. more than you should!

wait a minute, i dont suppose that the abovementioned tip means to respect others a little.....nah, cant be. people should respect me, not the other way round. its not how my world works.

5) Give A Lot
fucking hell. this is hilarious. give a lot?! daym, i'm chinese-how-the-fuck-am-i-suppose-to-do-that?!?!?!
like a wise man once said, chinese and indians cant do biz together. One wants to take all your money and one just wants to keep all of his.

6) Always Smile
dumb. always smile. how boring can you get. anyhow, i prefer the expression of a raving lunatic. with a loony smile and drooling all over. now, how would you like that? awesome.



there you have it. my interpretation. my version. my way. to be happy =]