..... from where i left off,
and so i have to miss the upcoming graduation parade this wednesday.
so says the learned doctor.
however,
I'm not complaining since mum n dad is not coming.
no big deal.
its been a quick 15 weeks. (at some points ridiculously slow.)
from the first day, trudging in with a pissed off face, to these last few days laughing and jeering at the new enlistees, its been a journey.
no, i didnt get company best, best shot, platoon best or whatsoever.
But i did managed to snare another award which I'm very proud off.
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. I present to you, newly crowned, the meanest man of gryphon platoon 2 , 23rd batch. Mr Low Yi Qian of Section 3 Bed 1.
Yes, the bed beside the window which is supposed to be haunted. but of cos its not.
Yes, I'm that bad. and yes, I'm that mean.
and no, i make no bones about it.
as i said, i'm quite proud of it.
neat.
to celebrate my new found glory, i showed the platoon just how mean i could be.
there is this guy. called the gay wild boar.
no guessing who gave him the nick name.
cue: clap for me.
not that he is not gay. but with a name like greg-something-chee-something , i just cant resists it but to disturb the dude. not to mention his is extremly gay.
literally.
he wears grandma undies.
i'ma not joking.
swear to god if i had one.
ok anyway, there i was, reading today's today paper. (the paper called "today" you stewpid.)
there was an article on something about gays.
never mind the contents of the article.
the word gay caught my eye and no it wasnt in the context of being happy.
so happily, i cut out the article.
and since mr gay wild boar booked out last night, needless to say no one was there to look after his locker.
his buddy was there, but did i mention that they both hated each other with a hatred that is akin to my hatred for spinach?
now thats something =O
and so i took.
like massive amounts of masking tape.
that no amount of handpower could get rid off,
and pasted the whole damn article in his cardboard door.
to top it all of,
i caught a colour moth. or was it a butterfly?
but thats not important. whats important is that i put it in his cardboard, and locked the damn thing.
ima just waiting to see his reaction to all this bullshit tomorro night when i book in.
heh.
come back on wednesday or thursday to find out what happened.
why?
cause i'm alil tired now.
and i have to go out later.
luwin wants to get the ipod nano.
and jessie wants to have dinner.
and i feel the need to go shopping.
aight, see you guys soon.
love you all.
wait, i mean.
I HATE THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF YOU ALL!
pai say, have to be in the meanest man in the platoon persona. *wink.
and so i have to miss the upcoming graduation parade this wednesday.
so says the learned doctor.
however,
I'm not complaining since mum n dad is not coming.
no big deal.
its been a quick 15 weeks. (at some points ridiculously slow.)
from the first day, trudging in with a pissed off face, to these last few days laughing and jeering at the new enlistees, its been a journey.
no, i didnt get company best, best shot, platoon best or whatsoever.
But i did managed to snare another award which I'm very proud off.
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. I present to you, newly crowned, the meanest man of gryphon platoon 2 , 23rd batch. Mr Low Yi Qian of Section 3 Bed 1.
Yes, the bed beside the window which is supposed to be haunted. but of cos its not.
Yes, I'm that bad. and yes, I'm that mean.
and no, i make no bones about it.
as i said, i'm quite proud of it.
neat.
to celebrate my new found glory, i showed the platoon just how mean i could be.
there is this guy. called the gay wild boar.
no guessing who gave him the nick name.
cue: clap for me.
not that he is not gay. but with a name like greg-something-chee-something , i just cant resists it but to disturb the dude. not to mention his is extremly gay.
literally.
he wears grandma undies.
i'ma not joking.
swear to god if i had one.
ok anyway, there i was, reading today's today paper. (the paper called "today" you stewpid.)
there was an article on something about gays.
never mind the contents of the article.
the word gay caught my eye and no it wasnt in the context of being happy.
so happily, i cut out the article.
and since mr gay wild boar booked out last night, needless to say no one was there to look after his locker.
his buddy was there, but did i mention that they both hated each other with a hatred that is akin to my hatred for spinach?
now thats something =O
and so i took.
like massive amounts of masking tape.
that no amount of handpower could get rid off,
and pasted the whole damn article in his cardboard door.
to top it all of,
i caught a colour moth. or was it a butterfly?
but thats not important. whats important is that i put it in his cardboard, and locked the damn thing.
ima just waiting to see his reaction to all this bullshit tomorro night when i book in.
heh.
come back on wednesday or thursday to find out what happened.
why?
cause i'm alil tired now.
and i have to go out later.
luwin wants to get the ipod nano.
and jessie wants to have dinner.
and i feel the need to go shopping.
aight, see you guys soon.
love you all.
wait, i mean.
I HATE THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF YOU ALL!
pai say, have to be in the meanest man in the platoon persona. *wink.