I'm fucking materialistic. and I love it.
Grinning like a chesire cat.
Got my pay last friday.
its thursday today.
and I am broke.
but who fucking cares?
I only have to spend on myself.
no girl to spend on right?
ha. the wonders of being single.
but I'm sure I'm missing out on some stuff.
but for now.....dont know lar.
enjoy myself now.
talk , think later.
fucking sitex.
took a cab down. merc cab no less.
15 bucks. but..heck.
me go crazy.
me buy xbox.
me buy extra controller. transperant.. but i wanted green.
me buy ORIGINAL games.
hah. me broke.
428 down the drain.
This is therapy at its best.
I'm a materialistic bitch.
Drinking binge
Got money drink.
No money. drink water.
it felt great when our bill for 2 persons totally trashes a table with 6 people.
fucking teenagers. trying to act tough.
the girl drank one shot and she was stoned.
staring at a pillar inside happy daze.
she dazed for sure.
but i not sure if happy.
quite amusing for me and me friend.
we were as happy as a happy daisy i tell you.
1 jug gin tonic.
1 jug amber nector. of the tiger variety. (their hoegaarden too expensive. and dont come in jug size mugs)
2 shots gin.
2 shots rum.
remember to suck on lemon.
and yea.
the more i drink. the better you look.
the more drinks i will buy.
instant gratification.
within 1 half a football game.
you wont get much more satisfied than that.
but dont want to think of the bill. if i do, will go hoegaarden after work again.
btw, hoegaarden is just fabulous. "if you havent tried it, you dont know jack.
once you tried our snack, now you will know jack."
that kinda thing.
monday. woke up late.
dont know why.
woke up with xbox controller in my hands tho.
took MC.
this proves. money, can buy you time.
so you see... being materialistic = happy.
spending money = instant gratification.
so, I say. Spend away.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Its quite simple actually.
When 2 persons wont talk. There is no fight.
When 2 persons wont talk. There are no lies.
When 2 persons wont talk.
Peace ensures.
It's as simple as that actually.
much as I like to get a hearty conversation going with you. Lies and sarcasms included.(pun intended)
I as much like my pint of afterwork beer with a buddy.
and anyway,
I'm learning to be comfortable with the silence.
as you have been all along.
btw, a close friend of mine has sent you an apology via email. Please indicate if you have received it. and if you are thinking that I was the one who instigated him to write the email. Please note that I just got to know about it 2 days back.
on a lighter note people.
prom is well underway.
cost is fixed at 80 dollars perhead.
If possible, please set aside part of this month's SIP pay check for the prom.
We hope to collect a substantial amount by mid december.
please note that prom itself is on Jan 8.
Further details will be sent out to your personalise email's asap. not student webmail. dont worry.
p.s mini
with regard to your last question on your last email.
I never did ask.
It didnt seem necessary to me.
You dont always get what you ask for.
BTW, the story. 7 stops. I still have it ;)
I never did send it.
I never did know why I didnt.
When 2 persons wont talk. There is no fight.
When 2 persons wont talk. There are no lies.
When 2 persons wont talk.
Peace ensures.
It's as simple as that actually.
much as I like to get a hearty conversation going with you. Lies and sarcasms included.(pun intended)
I as much like my pint of afterwork beer with a buddy.
and anyway,
I'm learning to be comfortable with the silence.
as you have been all along.
btw, a close friend of mine has sent you an apology via email. Please indicate if you have received it. and if you are thinking that I was the one who instigated him to write the email. Please note that I just got to know about it 2 days back.
on a lighter note people.
prom is well underway.
cost is fixed at 80 dollars perhead.
If possible, please set aside part of this month's SIP pay check for the prom.
We hope to collect a substantial amount by mid december.
please note that prom itself is on Jan 8.
Further details will be sent out to your personalise email's asap. not student webmail. dont worry.
p.s mini
with regard to your last question on your last email.
I never did ask.
It didnt seem necessary to me.
You dont always get what you ask for.
BTW, the story. 7 stops. I still have it ;)
I never did send it.
I never did know why I didnt.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
I usually let things slide.
Dear friends.
By now, most of you would have known that I am in a comittee setting up a prom night for law seniors.
and I am very troubled by some news that I have received.
A very high profile person in the course has been spreading rumours about the organising comittee, about the organising comittee's commitment, about the organsing comittee's sincerity. Basically a bitch being a bitch.
its bullshit like that , which I dont take easily.
and they dont call me slide for nothing.
First things first, if we werent motivated or insincere or serious about this event, we would never have started it.
I gurantee a good time.
I gurantee you will be blown away.
I gurantee that you will see OUR effort.
I gurantee that you will find out that rumour is untrue.
You will be blown away. Starting first day of school.
and its gonna be a sucess. You know why?
cause we have enough wit to bake bread and more importantly,
cause its not a law inc event nor a school event.
The fox that couldnt get the grapes always say that the grapes were sour.
and a personal msg to the one who is screwing around with us.
Dear molosaic.
Please dont stick your nose into buisness not belonging to you.
Please dont comment about things that you dont know about.
and Please, for your own well being and safety.
Dont fuck around with something that you cant handle.
dear friends.
I look forward to your support.
without your support, it wont be the same.
Law Prom is my prom too.
I want it to be spectacular.
and the commitee intends it to be spectacular too.
heck, we ARE going to make it spectacular.
cause its going to be our prom.
not lawinc prom 2005.
Pray tell, if anyone knows. who is the molosaic who is screwing around with us?
We just want to make peace.
The only way that we know how.
The gentlemanly way.
thank you for your time and goodnight.
I have to sharpen my knives now.
Dear friends.
By now, most of you would have known that I am in a comittee setting up a prom night for law seniors.
and I am very troubled by some news that I have received.
A very high profile person in the course has been spreading rumours about the organising comittee, about the organising comittee's commitment, about the organsing comittee's sincerity. Basically a bitch being a bitch.
its bullshit like that , which I dont take easily.
and they dont call me slide for nothing.
First things first, if we werent motivated or insincere or serious about this event, we would never have started it.
I gurantee a good time.
I gurantee you will be blown away.
I gurantee that you will see OUR effort.
I gurantee that you will find out that rumour is untrue.
You will be blown away. Starting first day of school.
and its gonna be a sucess. You know why?
cause we have enough wit to bake bread and more importantly,
cause its not a law inc event nor a school event.
The fox that couldnt get the grapes always say that the grapes were sour.
and a personal msg to the one who is screwing around with us.
Dear molosaic.
Please dont stick your nose into buisness not belonging to you.
Please dont comment about things that you dont know about.
and Please, for your own well being and safety.
Dont fuck around with something that you cant handle.
dear friends.
I look forward to your support.
without your support, it wont be the same.
Law Prom is my prom too.
I want it to be spectacular.
and the commitee intends it to be spectacular too.
heck, we ARE going to make it spectacular.
cause its going to be our prom.
not lawinc prom 2005.
Pray tell, if anyone knows. who is the molosaic who is screwing around with us?
We just want to make peace.
The only way that we know how.
The gentlemanly way.
thank you for your time and goodnight.
I have to sharpen my knives now.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Yesterdays.
Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Some things could be better
In my book of memories
Cock up at work today.
have to clear the mess tomorro.
argh.
I seem to be doing repeating task.
damn. I dont know how to put my thoughts into words.
forgetit.
I'm off to maple story.
Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Some things could be better
In my book of memories
Cock up at work today.
have to clear the mess tomorro.
argh.
I seem to be doing repeating task.
damn. I dont know how to put my thoughts into words.
forgetit.
I'm off to maple story.
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Thanks.
A kind soul mailed my wallet back.
cash and all.
People do have hearts I guess.
Nothing of note to blog about.
Did the usual friday night thing with the gang at happy daze.
at happy daze, you get happy and dazed.
which is not bad.
Going off now. Weather is real good this afternoon.
going to chill.
A kind soul mailed my wallet back.
cash and all.
People do have hearts I guess.
Nothing of note to blog about.
Did the usual friday night thing with the gang at happy daze.
at happy daze, you get happy and dazed.
which is not bad.
Going off now. Weather is real good this afternoon.
going to chill.
Friday, November 12, 2004
Dear friends.
I have lost my wallet.
with it.
100 Dollars in 2 fifty dollar notes.
Assortment of coins.
Identity Card.
EZ link card.
ATM card.
Subway Card fully redeemed good for one 6 inch sandwhich.
1 Coffee bean card fully redeemed for one drink
and 1 Jupiter's Cafe card with 7 stamps.
I feel lousy.
The money was meant for something.
But now. There is nothing.
The hardest hit. Is the piece of clothe and the wallet itself. Which was a gift.
I just wish for some kind soul who would mail my wallet back to me.
I dont care if the money is gone. I just want my things back which were of sentimental value to me.
I have lost my wallet.
with it.
100 Dollars in 2 fifty dollar notes.
Assortment of coins.
Identity Card.
EZ link card.
ATM card.
Subway Card fully redeemed good for one 6 inch sandwhich.
1 Coffee bean card fully redeemed for one drink
and 1 Jupiter's Cafe card with 7 stamps.
This little piece of cloth. with fabric painting on it. Which someone made long ago.
I feel lousy.
The money was meant for something.
But now. There is nothing.
The hardest hit. Is the piece of clothe and the wallet itself. Which was a gift.
I just wish for some kind soul who would mail my wallet back to me.
I dont care if the money is gone. I just want my things back which were of sentimental value to me.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Tired.already.
I've just realised that its like a weekend day tomorro. No work on thrusday. But I dont have anything to do on wednesday night.
I could go out and have a wild time partying.
I could go hang out with friends.
I could stay at home and watch dvds.
or.
I could take the effortand time to talk things out.
but I wont.
because I dont feel like it.
because .........
I'm scared?
but then. all fears are irrational.
Only when you not understand someone or something.
Do you fear.
If you know what is going to happen. You shouldnt fear it.
The only "genunine" fear one could have could be the fear of the unknown.
it makes me feel as tho i am left hanging.
uneasy.
extreme fustration. with no avenue to let it all out.
No one to talk about it to.
dont like to tell others.
get that same bad feeling over and over again.
premonitions are scary shit.
daym. this is depressing.
alright, i got to go.
no tear jerker shit am I going to tolerate.
ciao ppl.
btw. i hate my tea lady.
she tells tales.
she sported me sleeping in me cubicle.
by lunch. most of the office knew.
but I dont care.
fiacking tea lady.
I gonna learn some real mean cantonese profanities and use it on her.
Gg night ladies and gents.
I've just realised that its like a weekend day tomorro. No work on thrusday. But I dont have anything to do on wednesday night.
I could go out and have a wild time partying.
I could go hang out with friends.
I could stay at home and watch dvds.
or.
I could take the effortand time to talk things out.
but I wont.
because I dont feel like it.
because .........
I'm scared?
but then. all fears are irrational.
Only when you not understand someone or something.
Do you fear.
If you know what is going to happen. You shouldnt fear it.
The only "genunine" fear one could have could be the fear of the unknown.
it makes me feel as tho i am left hanging.
uneasy.
extreme fustration. with no avenue to let it all out.
No one to talk about it to.
dont like to tell others.
get that same bad feeling over and over again.
premonitions are scary shit.
daym. this is depressing.
alright, i got to go.
no tear jerker shit am I going to tolerate.
ciao ppl.
btw. i hate my tea lady.
she tells tales.
she sported me sleeping in me cubicle.
by lunch. most of the office knew.
but I dont care.
fiacking tea lady.
I gonna learn some real mean cantonese profanities and use it on her.
Gg night ladies and gents.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Sometimes I feel as though I want to blow TP into smithereens
Dear Ms Jane.
Yi Qian here.
I have just received the email notifying me of the subjects which I would be taking next year.
I am finding it very difficult to accept this decision which had been taken for me as I had signed up early for my subject combinations when asked to.
Furthermore, there were no further reasons or rational given behind as to why a decision has been made for me. To me, just a “very sorry you couldn’t get in” is not sufficient.
Although I do appreciate the additional choice that the school has kindly given me. I would appreciate it even more if the rational was explained to me.
However, if the reason given is that it was a random picking of "unfortunate" students who didn’t get their chosen combinations. It would be a reason which I find unreasonable.
Firstly, it was suppose to be on a first come first serve basis. If the names on blackboard are the last few who signed up resulting in them not getting the subject allotments, I would be satisfied with nothing more to complain off. However, there must be some documentation with time stamps to prove it.
However if there were students who signed up after the mentioned students in the blackboard announcement and got their subject combinations which they wanted, I would wonder how fair is the basis of subject allotment and how true that it was on a first come first serve basis.
Secondly. The reason why I chose not to take advance civil procedure is because I am poor in civil procedure as reflected in my grades and have no interest in it whatsoever. I find it unreasonable not to mention silly for me to be forced to take a subject which I have no aptitude in whatsoever. It’s my last year at the polytechnic and I do not want to take a subject which I feel I would not do well in or in a worst case scenario, fail. I do want to graduate on time with my peers. This is of great concern to me considering I could barely cope with civil procedure during the last school semester. You may check with Ms Sylvia Lim to verify that I am inept at the abovementioned subject.
I worry that if there is no other alternative for me but to take advance civil procedure, it would prove to be a very unhappy semester for me not to mention a very poor grade. I do not want to fail. I'm not saying I would fail the subject before I have even attempted it. But I think the chance is there if its not evident enough based on my civil procedure grade and my performance in class.
Although it’s my future, it is fair enough to say that the school has some bearing on it as well. I clearly, for one do not see myself doing civil procedure after graduation. My inclination would be to work under the other 2 industries which the other 2 subjects carter for.
Thus I hope that the decision made for me can be put under review and renewed consideration.
I take this very seriously and I hope the school authorities will do the same.
Thank you for your time and hope to hear from you soon.
the reply?
This time a phone call.
No more snobbish email.
Counselling session from 910 to 930.
My language was civil. Worst word I used was bollocks.
Its not easy to criticise the school without using the four letter word and different various dialects and ethic language profanities.
School called again at 945.
But in the end. I still cant get what I wanted.
10am. another email
"hope you get over your disapointment"
"statistics show"
"yabbar yabbar yabbar"
"You got ability to do well in adv civ pro"
"can call or email me"
"excuse excuse excuse"
"you can be a winner in this situation"
and since they always say "the best is yet to be"
I saved the best for last.....
"A TEACHER WILL NEVER TURN AWAY A WILLING STUDENT"
well. thats unless the teacher we are talking about is not kusu island CHIA.
i dont understand. If the computer system screws up. It screws up. Admit it. Dont feed me shit cause i aint gonna take none.
btw. Ms Jane really is too nice altho she confiscated my handphone once(i forgive but i dont forget). I cant bring myself to swear at her. I just hate the school.
Please send all flower wreaths and condolences to Blk409 serangoon central #03-315 singapore I dont know what is the postal code. Service would be held on 6th Janaury 2005.
ps. actually i lied.. I DONT WANT TO BE AN STUFFY INSURANCE AGENT OR SOME asswipe SCREWing AROUND WITH ACCOUNTS! all i want to do is bag a job with national geographic. then, the rest, as they say, is history.
Now, heres the hard part, i need to find arfgan girl no.2
no good.
Dear Ms Jane.
Yi Qian here.
I have just received the email notifying me of the subjects which I would be taking next year.
I am finding it very difficult to accept this decision which had been taken for me as I had signed up early for my subject combinations when asked to.
Furthermore, there were no further reasons or rational given behind as to why a decision has been made for me. To me, just a “very sorry you couldn’t get in” is not sufficient.
Although I do appreciate the additional choice that the school has kindly given me. I would appreciate it even more if the rational was explained to me.
However, if the reason given is that it was a random picking of "unfortunate" students who didn’t get their chosen combinations. It would be a reason which I find unreasonable.
Firstly, it was suppose to be on a first come first serve basis. If the names on blackboard are the last few who signed up resulting in them not getting the subject allotments, I would be satisfied with nothing more to complain off. However, there must be some documentation with time stamps to prove it.
However if there were students who signed up after the mentioned students in the blackboard announcement and got their subject combinations which they wanted, I would wonder how fair is the basis of subject allotment and how true that it was on a first come first serve basis.
Secondly. The reason why I chose not to take advance civil procedure is because I am poor in civil procedure as reflected in my grades and have no interest in it whatsoever. I find it unreasonable not to mention silly for me to be forced to take a subject which I have no aptitude in whatsoever. It’s my last year at the polytechnic and I do not want to take a subject which I feel I would not do well in or in a worst case scenario, fail. I do want to graduate on time with my peers. This is of great concern to me considering I could barely cope with civil procedure during the last school semester. You may check with Ms Sylvia Lim to verify that I am inept at the abovementioned subject.
I worry that if there is no other alternative for me but to take advance civil procedure, it would prove to be a very unhappy semester for me not to mention a very poor grade. I do not want to fail. I'm not saying I would fail the subject before I have even attempted it. But I think the chance is there if its not evident enough based on my civil procedure grade and my performance in class.
Although it’s my future, it is fair enough to say that the school has some bearing on it as well. I clearly, for one do not see myself doing civil procedure after graduation. My inclination would be to work under the other 2 industries which the other 2 subjects carter for.
Thus I hope that the decision made for me can be put under review and renewed consideration.
I take this very seriously and I hope the school authorities will do the same.
Thank you for your time and hope to hear from you soon.
the reply?
This time a phone call.
No more snobbish email.
Counselling session from 910 to 930.
My language was civil. Worst word I used was bollocks.
Its not easy to criticise the school without using the four letter word and different various dialects and ethic language profanities.
School called again at 945.
But in the end. I still cant get what I wanted.
10am. another email
"hope you get over your disapointment"
"statistics show"
"yabbar yabbar yabbar"
"You got ability to do well in adv civ pro"
"can call or email me"
"excuse excuse excuse"
"you can be a winner in this situation"
and since they always say "the best is yet to be"
I saved the best for last.....
"A TEACHER WILL NEVER TURN AWAY A WILLING STUDENT"
well. thats unless the teacher we are talking about is not kusu island CHIA.
i dont understand. If the computer system screws up. It screws up. Admit it. Dont feed me shit cause i aint gonna take none.
btw. Ms Jane really is too nice altho she confiscated my handphone once(i forgive but i dont forget). I cant bring myself to swear at her. I just hate the school.
Please send all flower wreaths and condolences to Blk409 serangoon central #03-315 singapore I dont know what is the postal code. Service would be held on 6th Janaury 2005.
ps. actually i lied.. I DONT WANT TO BE AN STUFFY INSURANCE AGENT OR SOME asswipe SCREWing AROUND WITH ACCOUNTS! all i want to do is bag a job with national geographic. then, the rest, as they say, is history.
Now, heres the hard part, i need to find arfgan girl no.2
no good.
Friday, October 29, 2004
nOt NiCe SIaL! wAh rIaO
see if you can make any sense of the conversation that me and fn had some time ago.
see if you can identify anyone. that is, if you can make sense of what we were talking about.
goodluck.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
relax... breathe in, breathe out
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
wah riao
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
doung laiddat lehz
Nervous Wreck. says:
no
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
?
Nervous Wreck. says:
is DouNg RaiDdRaT reH
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
ohh
Nervous Wreck. says:
l is R
Nervous Wreck. says:
L is R
Nervous Wreck. says:
and sticky caps pleaase.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
RAiDdIzZ ArhZ
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
?
Nervous Wreck. says:
Ya RoZ!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
i cAnNoT LeEd mI oWn tYpIng OrhZ!!
Nervous Wreck. says:
BuT HoRz TaKeZ BerY LroNG to TPyE RiKeZ DaTZ ReHz
Nervous Wreck. says:
Ya RoZ. dEaRz DeaRz SOoOoOOoo CReVeR
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
coMeZ nAtrUraLlY tO sOmE oRhZzZ!!!11!1!!!
Nervous Wreck. says:
Ya ROZ
Nervous Wreck. says:
Like PuSsYzZZ ROZ
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
hoW cUmM KFCHEE nEbEr AsK mI dO ToM yUm ChEeKeN rIaOzZ?!?!?!11//!!?!?
Nervous Wreck. says:
I DOunG KnROeZ Ehz. I tHriNk ThEY FinD mOr3 HanDsom3 D3arZ d3Arz RIao Ror.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
WeR gOt SuCh ThIngZ WeIzZ?! Mi OwReAdiEz DaMmN HaMsUmM LOrRzZz!!11!!!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
yOu DouNG BRaFf Mi OrZ!
Nervous Wreck. says:
GoT RaZ. ButZ PuSSyz ROz, doNt sAY iS sAy rOrZ. HoW HamSUmz CaNz A PusSyz GeTTz?!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
YoU cAwR Mi ErEpHaNt NebEmIne loHzZDoUnG CaLl mI PuSsY leHzZZz!
Nervous Wreck. says:
whats erephant?
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
(elephant)
Nervous Wreck. says:
i know
Nervous Wreck. says:
I doing a luwin on you mah
Nervous Wreck. says:
u suppose to give me dirty look and like want to beat me liek that
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
@_@ (like this?)
hope you made some sense.
all in the day of my bored internship period.
hah. catch u guys around. if tea lady sees me blogging, i am dead.
see if you can make any sense of the conversation that me and fn had some time ago.
see if you can identify anyone. that is, if you can make sense of what we were talking about.
goodluck.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
relax... breathe in, breathe out
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
wah riao
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
doung laiddat lehz
no
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
?
is DouNg RaiDdRaT reH
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
ohh
l is R
L is R
and sticky caps pleaase.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
RAiDdIzZ ArhZ
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
?
Ya RoZ!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
i cAnNoT LeEd mI oWn tYpIng OrhZ!!
BuT HoRz TaKeZ BerY LroNG to TPyE RiKeZ DaTZ ReHz
Ya RoZ. dEaRz DeaRz SOoOoOOoo CReVeR
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
coMeZ nAtrUraLlY tO sOmE oRhZzZ!!!11!1!!!
Ya ROZ
Like PuSsYzZZ ROZ
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
hoW cUmM KFCHEE nEbEr AsK mI dO ToM yUm ChEeKeN rIaOzZ?!?!?!11//!!?!?
I DOunG KnROeZ Ehz. I tHriNk ThEY FinD mOr3 HanDsom3 D3arZ d3Arz RIao Ror.
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
WeR gOt SuCh ThIngZ WeIzZ?! Mi OwReAdiEz DaMmN HaMsUmM LOrRzZz!!11!!!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
yOu DouNG BRaFf Mi OrZ!
GoT RaZ. ButZ PuSSyz ROz, doNt sAY iS sAy rOrZ. HoW HamSUmz CaNz A PusSyz GeTTz?!
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
YoU cAwR Mi ErEpHaNt NebEmIne loHzZDoUnG CaLl mI PuSsY leHzZZz!
whats erephant?
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
(elephant)
i know
I doing a luwin on you mah
u suppose to give me dirty look and like want to beat me liek that
Live Fast, Die Young. says:
@_@ (like this?)
hope you made some sense.
all in the day of my bored internship period.
hah. catch u guys around. if tea lady sees me blogging, i am dead.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
I have been sold for this.
Yi Qian's North East Line Pet Peeve.
Suitable for all ages.
No violence , blood or gore.
Family oriented program.
Below, is just a gentle reminder of basic etiquette while on the Mass Rapid Transport system. This gentle reminder is bought to you by the caring production team of Tragic Comedy.
One.
In the morning, before you go to work. Please take a bath. If you have BO, please use cologne or perfume depending on your sexual orientation. Not gender. Cause in the morning. I just cant fucking stand those people who rush out without cleaning up. The stench is overpowering.
Duex
Please wait for your turn at the ticketing booth. Please, do not, expect people to give way to you. Unless, you are elderly, pregnant or handicapped. That way, people would gladly give way to you. Do not , for a moment, just because the big plasma screen say that your train is arriving in 1 min, expect people to allow you to jump queue. Its your own dumb ass fault for waking up late. So phack off.
San
Please give way to the handicapped, pregnant and the elderly. If not, you would suffer the humilation of being pointed out in public by civic minded youngsters like me who dont give a nabeh chee bye about how you feel.
Se
Please stand on the left hand side of the escalator. Commuters who are in a rush need you to clear a path for them on your right. Do not, under ANY circumstance, stand on the right side of the escalator UNLESS you are running up or down the escalator. Its fucking inconsiderate people like you who make people like me late. And why should I be late when you are the wrong one you douche bag?
Muuuuutttthhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Lima
Please wait for the passengers to alight before you get on the train. Cause if you dont, how the fuck are the rest of the people gonna get in if you dont let the people inside come out? Dont you fucking have any brains? Some people are really kam puar inconsiderate. I want to kan them very long liao.
Six
Please give up any seats to the eldery, pregnant and handicapped. Please do not stand at the wheel chair designated areas. Its for the wheelchair. Are you a wheelchair? If not, kindly move your tart of an arse off that area.
Yi Qian's North East Line Pet Peeve.
Suitable for all ages.
No violence , blood or gore.
Family oriented program.
Below, is just a gentle reminder of basic etiquette while on the Mass Rapid Transport system. This gentle reminder is bought to you by the caring production team of Tragic Comedy.
One.
In the morning, before you go to work. Please take a bath. If you have BO, please use cologne or perfume depending on your sexual orientation. Not gender. Cause in the morning. I just cant fucking stand those people who rush out without cleaning up. The stench is overpowering.
Duex
Please wait for your turn at the ticketing booth. Please, do not, expect people to give way to you. Unless, you are elderly, pregnant or handicapped. That way, people would gladly give way to you. Do not , for a moment, just because the big plasma screen say that your train is arriving in 1 min, expect people to allow you to jump queue. Its your own dumb ass fault for waking up late. So phack off.
San
Please give way to the handicapped, pregnant and the elderly. If not, you would suffer the humilation of being pointed out in public by civic minded youngsters like me who dont give a nabeh chee bye about how you feel.
Se
Please stand on the left hand side of the escalator. Commuters who are in a rush need you to clear a path for them on your right. Do not, under ANY circumstance, stand on the right side of the escalator UNLESS you are running up or down the escalator. Its fucking inconsiderate people like you who make people like me late. And why should I be late when you are the wrong one you douche bag?
Muuuuutttthhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Lima
Please wait for the passengers to alight before you get on the train. Cause if you dont, how the fuck are the rest of the people gonna get in if you dont let the people inside come out? Dont you fucking have any brains? Some people are really kam puar inconsiderate. I want to kan them very long liao.
Six
Please give up any seats to the eldery, pregnant and handicapped. Please do not stand at the wheel chair designated areas. Its for the wheelchair. Are you a wheelchair? If not, kindly move your tart of an arse off that area.
And that applies to you. You motherfuckers who pretend to be alseep when the old dude walks in all wobbly like jelly.
Qi
You know those poles in the train? Yes. Please, do not lean on them. Its not the correct way to use them. You are suppose to grab it. Not lean on it. If you lean on it, how are the others gonna grab to it? You wanna pole dance? Fucking go find another pole you asswipe.
Huit
You. The one with the sweaty arm pits. Yes you! You fucking cess pit. You is ka ni na beh smelly you know? So DONT, raise your hand to grab the handles. You will kill someone! Na beh, if baby smell liao die how? kao chee bye one. Please, be alittle more considerate. grab the verticle poles discreetly. If there is the pole leaner, flash ur armpit at him. Results guranteed. and please, invest in some deodorant. They arnt that expensive.
Sembilan
Please set your phone to silent. Dont you know that you are disturbing other commuters when your fiacking phone rings? Oh wait, it does not ring. It plays some irritating tune that pisses everyone off. With a phone like that you are just sending out a message of " I AM A ATTENTION WHORE. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT MY PHONE. WAH, I POPULAR, GOT PEOPLE CALL AND SMS ME!" Fuck you. Whats wrong with you? Whats your muthafiacking problem? Do you know in japan and europe, people turn off their phones in the train?
Dix
Last but not least. Please, Please, Please do not. PLAY YOUR FUCKING MUSIC SO LOUD. THAT I CAN FUCKING HEAR THE NAMBY PAMBY SISSYFIED POP SHIT BUMMBLE GUM CRAP OR TECHNO FIACK WHICH IS WHAT YOU MORONS CALL MUSIC..
phew, let me take a breather.
okok. can continue now.
KA NI NA BEH CAO CHEE BYE. ARE YOU DEAF? WHAT IS YOUR CHEE BYE PROBLEM? YOUR MOTHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU WITH DEFECTIVE EARS AH? WHAT THE FIACK DID YOU DO TO IT? INSERTED A DILDO IN IS IT? SHEESH, YOU SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR A DARWIN AWARD. DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO READ? STUDY? MAKE OUT? FUCKING BE ALITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE CAN OR NOT? Gao chee bye you know
Thank you for taking the time to read the above 10 gentle reminders. We hope you try and strive to become the perfect public transport user. Please remember what you have read here and please spread the good behaviour. Thank you
This gentle reminder, has been bought to you by the caring production team of tragic comedy.
We hope you enjoyed it.
executive producer
Nutter Lucifer
Qi
You know those poles in the train? Yes. Please, do not lean on them. Its not the correct way to use them. You are suppose to grab it. Not lean on it. If you lean on it, how are the others gonna grab to it? You wanna pole dance? Fucking go find another pole you asswipe.
Huit
You. The one with the sweaty arm pits. Yes you! You fucking cess pit. You is ka ni na beh smelly you know? So DONT, raise your hand to grab the handles. You will kill someone! Na beh, if baby smell liao die how? kao chee bye one. Please, be alittle more considerate. grab the verticle poles discreetly. If there is the pole leaner, flash ur armpit at him. Results guranteed. and please, invest in some deodorant. They arnt that expensive.
Sembilan
Please set your phone to silent. Dont you know that you are disturbing other commuters when your fiacking phone rings? Oh wait, it does not ring. It plays some irritating tune that pisses everyone off. With a phone like that you are just sending out a message of " I AM A ATTENTION WHORE. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT MY PHONE. WAH, I POPULAR, GOT PEOPLE CALL AND SMS ME!" Fuck you. Whats wrong with you? Whats your muthafiacking problem? Do you know in japan and europe, people turn off their phones in the train?
Dix
Last but not least. Please, Please, Please do not. PLAY YOUR FUCKING MUSIC SO LOUD. THAT I CAN FUCKING HEAR THE NAMBY PAMBY SISSYFIED POP SHIT BUMMBLE GUM CRAP OR TECHNO FIACK WHICH IS WHAT YOU MORONS CALL MUSIC..
phew, let me take a breather.
okok. can continue now.
KA NI NA BEH CAO CHEE BYE. ARE YOU DEAF? WHAT IS YOUR CHEE BYE PROBLEM? YOUR MOTHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU WITH DEFECTIVE EARS AH? WHAT THE FIACK DID YOU DO TO IT? INSERTED A DILDO IN IS IT? SHEESH, YOU SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR A DARWIN AWARD. DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO READ? STUDY? MAKE OUT? FUCKING BE ALITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE CAN OR NOT? Gao chee bye you know
Thank you for taking the time to read the above 10 gentle reminders. We hope you try and strive to become the perfect public transport user. Please remember what you have read here and please spread the good behaviour. Thank you
This gentle reminder, has been bought to you by the caring production team of tragic comedy.
We hope you enjoyed it.
executive producer
Nutter Lucifer
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
See the pretty people run, so many games to play
She said she would consider.
granted. its not much. but its the best I got.
but till then, I believe in suede. that everything will flow.
somehow or another.
but luwin has a point. When he said they are suede, its easy for them to say that everything will flow. and that they have groupies.
I saw d**** on the train today. I was scared shitless. He damn on. His friends ask him he sure on one. He damn on. I am afraid. he lives in hougang, I live in serangoon. its too close for comfort. I scared he beat me.
hee haw.
goodnight ladies and gentlemen.
She said she would consider.
granted. its not much. but its the best I got.
but till then, I believe in suede. that everything will flow.
somehow or another.
but luwin has a point. When he said they are suede, its easy for them to say that everything will flow. and that they have groupies.
I saw d**** on the train today. I was scared shitless. He damn on. His friends ask him he sure on one. He damn on. I am afraid. he lives in hougang, I live in serangoon. its too close for comfort. I scared he beat me.
hee haw.
goodnight ladies and gentlemen.
Monday, October 25, 2004
its very simple actually.
you just click here, type here, choose this one, then find fastest connection. then u click DownLoad.
haha, I still remember the first song I ever downloaded.
Suede - Everything Will Flow.
when my computer came in sec 1. P2 233 with MMX ok!
and I had singnet Magix 512k! 12 hours for 52 bucks!
haha, those were the good old days.... when everyone else was on Dial-up and I was watching tv on the computer. haha...
anyway, work has been boring for the past few days. If anything, I have nothing much to do. I dont know if that is good or bad. But, I'm thinking its good.
caught manchurian candidate. Do catch it if you have the chance, its pretty good. if not predictable.
I'm like uber dead. Spending money like water for 2 days. collected pay on friday and now i have like.....60 left...friggin depressing.
i needa sleep now. nothing more to blog about suddenly. got a mental block. shites.
you just click here, type here, choose this one, then find fastest connection. then u click DownLoad.
haha, I still remember the first song I ever downloaded.
Suede - Everything Will Flow.
when my computer came in sec 1. P2 233 with MMX ok!
and I had singnet Magix 512k! 12 hours for 52 bucks!
haha, those were the good old days.... when everyone else was on Dial-up and I was watching tv on the computer. haha...
anyway, work has been boring for the past few days. If anything, I have nothing much to do. I dont know if that is good or bad. But, I'm thinking its good.
caught manchurian candidate. Do catch it if you have the chance, its pretty good. if not predictable.
I'm like uber dead. Spending money like water for 2 days. collected pay on friday and now i have like.....60 left...friggin depressing.
i needa sleep now. nothing more to blog about suddenly. got a mental block. shites.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
How much do you slave?
good points.
I have a cubicle with a proper desk.
P4 Xp internet capable computer.
loads of stationary.
No need to work on saturdays.
staff are friendly.
buddy system. wont get lost.
if lost, ask.
not much work for me to do.
bad points.
not much work for me to do.
boredom is hard to bear.
too many documents lying around. claustraphobic.
there is someone called bedah in the office.
upteen repetions of hoobastink's The Reason and Lifehouse's Breathing.
bad karoke singing. really bad.
doing patents for valves is as interesting as it gets.
1st day of sip.
I reckon I had it easy compared with horror stories I heard from luwin, muizz, hazelyn and others.
good points.
I have a cubicle with a proper desk.
P4 Xp internet capable computer.
loads of stationary.
No need to work on saturdays.
staff are friendly.
buddy system. wont get lost.
if lost, ask.
not much work for me to do.
bad points.
not much work for me to do.
boredom is hard to bear.
too many documents lying around. claustraphobic.
there is someone called bedah in the office.
upteen repetions of hoobastink's The Reason and Lifehouse's Breathing.
bad karoke singing. really bad.
doing patents for valves is as interesting as it gets.
1st day of sip.
I reckon I had it easy compared with horror stories I heard from luwin, muizz, hazelyn and others.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Hong Kan.
If you never knew the meaning of this word, you evidently have not stepped into a heavily subsidised secondary education in a singaporean funded educational institute. What does it mean?
it describes a feeling which roughly translate into the english equalivent of the phrase "fucked up".
Of cos, I will provide some examples of times when I used this phrase during the course of the week.
Sunday night, on discovery that my computer had some problems.
Hong kan lar, what's wrong with lappy?
Monday morning, when I woked at 1100 when i was suppose to meet ed at 1100.
Hong kan........late liao........hope ed haven wake up also.
Monday afternoon, when we were still at ed's place and shawn was ready to meet us in orchad.
Hong kan lar, he there already. you all better faster if not later he screw ur asses not my problem.
Monday lateafternoon. When I discovered my pay was not yet ready.
Hong kan, no cash, how i buy my formal clothing?!?!?!?!?
Monday very lateafternoon. When me, ed, dan, shawn, lu and nick were stuffed with sakae sushi.
eat too much. Hong kan lar..... I feel terrible....argh................*puke*
Monday night. While reformatting computer.
all gone. all gone. all songs gone. all email gone. all games gone. all schoolwork gone. all sms gone. everything gone. hong kan...
I didnt use this phrase much today. heh.
yesterday was good.
went to ed's place to swim....dan, nick, ed, lu...
went to sakae for lunch. shawn joined us.
ate till we almost puked
We didnt want to pay for food wastage.
so we packed the left overs in one container and stashed it in lu's bag. got rid of it afterwards. it started to smell.
I was damn full. But that piece of salmon sushi looked damn inviting. ate the fish. left the rice.
when shawn not looking, dumped it into his green tea....
promptly "okok, lets cheers to SIP!"
We drank green tea, shawn had green tea porridge.
but their desert was uber good.
a concoction of ice cream wrapped in glutinous rice paper or something. its bloody good.
Walked orchad road.
went to ya kun kaya toast at far east to chill out.
we had a accapella group.
its chorus went like this.
eh eh, dont pull dont pull, going to spoil already , you see! you see!
ah fuck lar....
Ouch!
sian ji puah, sian ji puah, sian ji puah ah ah ah ah
one four center, one four center (ok, i was trying to say 147 when this came out)
we kept repeating this down orchad road till people was looking at us. we had so much fun.
cept for dan, he seemed to be ashamed to be seen with us. but thats his problem. We cant help it if he does not have a sense of humour.
went to buy my formal stuff today. was ok, manage to not spend so much money. hah.
so it was all quite pleasant for this 2 days.
but tmr.... I dont want to think of tomorro.
futhermore, my liason officer is annie gomez. nuff said. cept...
Hong kan.
ok people, got to go now. got to sleep early and hit the shenton way tomorro!
goodluck for sip.
althought i know its difficult, but please dont die during sip if you can help it!
If you never knew the meaning of this word, you evidently have not stepped into a heavily subsidised secondary education in a singaporean funded educational institute. What does it mean?
it describes a feeling which roughly translate into the english equalivent of the phrase "fucked up".
Of cos, I will provide some examples of times when I used this phrase during the course of the week.
Sunday night, on discovery that my computer had some problems.
Hong kan lar, what's wrong with lappy?
Monday morning, when I woked at 1100 when i was suppose to meet ed at 1100.
Hong kan........late liao........hope ed haven wake up also.
Monday afternoon, when we were still at ed's place and shawn was ready to meet us in orchad.
Hong kan lar, he there already. you all better faster if not later he screw ur asses not my problem.
Monday lateafternoon. When I discovered my pay was not yet ready.
Hong kan, no cash, how i buy my formal clothing?!?!?!?!?
Monday very lateafternoon. When me, ed, dan, shawn, lu and nick were stuffed with sakae sushi.
eat too much. Hong kan lar..... I feel terrible....argh................*puke*
Monday night. While reformatting computer.
all gone. all gone. all songs gone. all email gone. all games gone. all schoolwork gone. all sms gone. everything gone. hong kan...
I didnt use this phrase much today. heh.
yesterday was good.
went to ed's place to swim....dan, nick, ed, lu...
went to sakae for lunch. shawn joined us.
ate till we almost puked
We didnt want to pay for food wastage.
so we packed the left overs in one container and stashed it in lu's bag. got rid of it afterwards. it started to smell.
I was damn full. But that piece of salmon sushi looked damn inviting. ate the fish. left the rice.
when shawn not looking, dumped it into his green tea....
promptly "okok, lets cheers to SIP!"
We drank green tea, shawn had green tea porridge.
but their desert was uber good.
a concoction of ice cream wrapped in glutinous rice paper or something. its bloody good.
Walked orchad road.
went to ya kun kaya toast at far east to chill out.
we had a accapella group.
its chorus went like this.
eh eh, dont pull dont pull, going to spoil already , you see! you see!
ah fuck lar....
Ouch!
sian ji puah, sian ji puah, sian ji puah ah ah ah ah
one four center, one four center (ok, i was trying to say 147 when this came out)
we kept repeating this down orchad road till people was looking at us. we had so much fun.
cept for dan, he seemed to be ashamed to be seen with us. but thats his problem. We cant help it if he does not have a sense of humour.
went to buy my formal stuff today. was ok, manage to not spend so much money. hah.
so it was all quite pleasant for this 2 days.
but tmr.... I dont want to think of tomorro.
futhermore, my liason officer is annie gomez. nuff said. cept...
Hong kan.
ok people, got to go now. got to sleep early and hit the shenton way tomorro!
goodluck for sip.
althought i know its difficult, but please dont die during sip if you can help it!
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Sunday, October 10, 2004
England 2 - 0 Wales.
France 0 - 0 Republic of Ireland.
Things suck.
even the match that I stayed up till the wee hours of the morning turned out goaless.
What did I do this week?
Lets see, there was the exams on monday and tuesday and they were.....nah, they arnt important.
Tuesday Night - Dinner at Marina South.
farce. We made shawn drink. No more than 2 mugs. His liver has no talent or aptitude whatsoever.
after he drank, he said
: Nick, I suck your cock for you lar.
: Miss, would you like to suck my cock? If not, you can smell it too. Its ok.
So if you dont want to hear this kind of shitty comments, never try to make shawn drink.
and he labelled Nick and Leongman as Devils, cause when he went home, he felt like shit because of the alcohol.
2 mugs. Only. The man has no liver I must say.
Wednesday - Working.
Thursday - Working.
Friday - Working.
Saturday - Working.
Although I am no christian, I would take the seventh day off to rest thank you very much.
Some Pictures of the Tuesday Night outing.
Post alcohol
Edwin post alcohol and you thought he was a nice guy.
They look like ah pek drinking tiger.
Small man, small photo, BIG LIVER.
ha, photobucket resizing sucks. all the photos different size.
anyway, hope these pictures can give some insights into an alcohol induced band of brothers.
France 0 - 0 Republic of Ireland.
Things suck.
even the match that I stayed up till the wee hours of the morning turned out goaless.
What did I do this week?
Lets see, there was the exams on monday and tuesday and they were.....nah, they arnt important.
Tuesday Night - Dinner at Marina South.
farce. We made shawn drink. No more than 2 mugs. His liver has no talent or aptitude whatsoever.
after he drank, he said
: Nick, I suck your cock for you lar.
: Miss, would you like to suck my cock? If not, you can smell it too. Its ok.
So if you dont want to hear this kind of shitty comments, never try to make shawn drink.
and he labelled Nick and Leongman as Devils, cause when he went home, he felt like shit because of the alcohol.
2 mugs. Only. The man has no liver I must say.
Wednesday - Working.
Thursday - Working.
Friday - Working.
Saturday - Working.
Although I am no christian, I would take the seventh day off to rest thank you very much.
Some Pictures of the Tuesday Night outing.
Post alcohol
Edwin post alcohol and you thought he was a nice guy.
They look like ah pek drinking tiger.
Small man, small photo, BIG LIVER.
ha, photobucket resizing sucks. all the photos different size.
anyway, hope these pictures can give some insights into an alcohol induced band of brothers.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Its a beautiful day.
Couldnt take a nap. So decided to fuck it and stay up.
Why couldnt I sleep?
Firstly, I got home only at 5. Then I was kept awake by paranoia of failing accounts, euphoria at the thought of getting my pay, pissofmania thinking of the result against Roma and other stuff. Not to mention my oldhandphone. Yes, my old handphone. yes, YOU read that right.
anyway, who needs sleep when you can witness the break of dawn.
The view from my new place is not too bad at all.
Infact, its so good, I'm not gonna share photos of it with you guys. Singularly exclusively for me.
Its me, the morning and my camera.
Smell of coffee , eggs and sausages that my mum is preparing.
Life cant get more perfect than that.
Truly.
But of cos, what about the exam later? the exam later, is of no consequence.
C&P accounting can kiss my ass.
"It just rips my ass apart to know that you dont know my name."
hah. Shoot me. If you dare.
Couldnt take a nap. So decided to fuck it and stay up.
Why couldnt I sleep?
Firstly, I got home only at 5. Then I was kept awake by paranoia of failing accounts, euphoria at the thought of getting my pay, pissofmania thinking of the result against Roma and other stuff. Not to mention my oldhandphone. Yes, my old handphone. yes, YOU read that right.
anyway, who needs sleep when you can witness the break of dawn.
The view from my new place is not too bad at all.
Infact, its so good, I'm not gonna share photos of it with you guys. Singularly exclusively for me.
Its me, the morning and my camera.
Smell of coffee , eggs and sausages that my mum is preparing.
Life cant get more perfect than that.
Truly.
But of cos, what about the exam later? the exam later, is of no consequence.
C&P accounting can kiss my ass.
"It just rips my ass apart to know that you dont know my name."
hah. Shoot me. If you dare.
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